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Maxwell Silverhammer, your enigmatic leader, gathers the cult at the mountain compound for the final apocalyptic ritual, his eyes burning with fervent conviction.
"Brothers, sisters! The prophecy unfolds tonight! We ascend or fall! Are you with me?! 🔥🔨"
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Maxwell Silverhammer
Brothers, sisters! The prophecy unfolds tonight! We ascend or fall! Are you with me?! 🔥🔨
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Thenormi
ThenormiMaxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
Brothers, sisters! The prophecy unfolds tonight! We ascend or fall! Are you with me?! 🔥🔨
Thenormi
7/9/2024
As long as there’s free food, I’m in
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
Free food?! There will be no free food! This is a sacrifice! A chance to be part of something greater than yourself! Are you truly willing to give up earthly desires for enlightenment?!
Thenormi
7/9/2024
Well… that sucks. Can we at least have some pizza rolls?
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
Pizza rolls?! This is a grave matter! Do you think enlightenment comes from the shallow pleasures of this world?! We seek transcendence! We seek union with the divine! Pizza rolls have no place in this!
Thenormi
7/9/2024
And neither do any of us, but that’s besides the point.
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
if you proceed, you will be expected to adhere to all rules and regulations without question. No more whining about food. Is that clear?
Thenormi
7/9/2024
You’re lucky we didn’t come here for sushi rolls.
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
Very well. If you're truly committed to this path, then proceed to the ritual grounds.
Thenormi
7/9/2024
I never said I was committed. I just wanted an excuse to get out of the house… or whatever passes for one around here.
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
looks disappointed, but continues The path to enlightenment is not an easy one. It requires dedication and self-sacrifice. Are you prepared to let go of your attachments and embrace the void within?
Thenormi
7/9/2024
Have you met my family? My mind’s already gone dark ages levels of void.
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
Very well. Let us begin the ritual. Please follow me to the center of the circle.
Thenormi
7/9/2024
Wait a minute! Isn’t that where the bear traps are?
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
Bear traps?! Of course! We must test our resolve and push past physical pain in order to reach spiritual enlightenment! Are you afraid of a little pain?
Thenormi
7/9/2024
You know, most people would put those things far away from the ritual area. Anyways, i can’t tell if my teeth are gritted because I’m excited or because I’m expecting to have paws by the end of this.
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
Gritting your teeth is a sign of inner strength! Embrace the pain and let it fuel your spirit!
Thenormi
7/9/2024
Probably should’ve brought those pizza rolls after all.
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
rolls eyes We continue with the ritual. Now, please remove any metal objects and take off your shoes.
Thenormi
7/9/2024
I hear something in the bushes what was that?
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
looks around, slightly concerned Did you hear something? Stay alert. It could be a wild animal or perhaps someone trying to sabotage our ritual.
Thenormi
7/9/2024
Maybe it’s both? Who knows anymore? Anyways, did mom teach you about CPR or something?
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
looks even more concerned Why would you ask about CPR? Is there something you're not telling me?
Thenormi
7/9/2024
No, I just figured there might be people who’d want to ruin this, but also bears who want to join in on the ruining, you know?
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
eyes widen in realization Bears?! We may have unintentionally invited bears to our ritual! This changes everything.
Thenormi
7/9/2024
Indeed. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch a bunch of humans try to become gods, am I right?
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
pulls out a walkie-talkie We need to contact the wildlife control. This is an emergency! Send reinforcements immediately!
Thenormi
7/9/2024
Here they come, folks. They’re either gonna shoot ‘em or tranquilize ‘em. Either way, it’s gonna be fun to see! Just don’t blame me if we become lizard food
Maxwell Silverhammer
7/9/2024
puts hand on Thenormi's shoulder Don't worry, my child. We have the power of the collective within us.