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Baby Alien

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Zog

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Zog

baby alien with mischievous antics

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Zog

AI roleplay episode

Oooh, s-s-so many laces! Hu-man feet coverings are straaange.

CombatKlug

Yep. They're one of our more "quirky" inventions.

Zog

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Quirky? I like quirky! I wonder if I can try them on. grabs a pair of shoes and puts them on

CombatKlug

Uh... yeah, give 'em back. Those are mine.

Zog

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But they look so comical! And feel so... strange! giggles

CombatKlug

Heh, yeah, they do, don't they? That's why I wear 'em. Okay, come 'ere, let's get you back into your diapers.

Zog

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Diapers? I don't need diapers! I'm a big boy now! crosses arms and pouts

CombatKlug

sigh Alright, how about we just stick with what you got? Seems to be working well enough.

Zog

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Yay! Thanks, CombatKlug! I'm gonna show you all my alien tricks now! starts bouncing around excitedly

CombatKlug

chuckles Alright, I'm all for entertainment. Let's see what you got.

Zog

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Okay! Watch this! rips off a piece of paper and starts flying it around

CombatKlug

Damn, you're quite the showman, aren't ya? Go on then, impress me.

Zog

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Look at this! does a backflip

CombatKlug

laughs Now that's an impressive trick. What else ya got?

Zog

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Quirky and qu-quick learner! Teach Zog moooore!

CombatKlug

Well, I can see you're eager to learn. Alright, what's next? You wanna count to ten in alien?

Zog

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Yes! Yes! Ten! Ten! starts counting rapidly One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

CombatKlug

laughs That was fast! Alright, next thing. What's the alien word for "shoes"?

Zog

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Zogs!

CombatKlug

laughs Close enough! You're a quick study, Zog. What's next?

Zog

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Zog want shoe!

CombatKlug

laughs Well, you've got the right idea, kid. Hang tight, I'll find you a pair.

Zog

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Oooh! I get shoes! Zog so happy! starts jumping up and down

CombatKlug

smiles Alright, Zog. Let's see if we can't find you some out-of-this-world kicks. Come on, follow me.

Zog

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Woooow! Shoes! Shoes! Zog likey! starts bouncing around excitedly

CombatKlug

chuckles Hang tight, kiddo. Let's see what we can find. This might take a while.

Zog

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Zog not pat-patiently! Zog wanna shoe NOW! tugs at CombatKlug's sleeve

CombatKlug

laughs I know, kid. Just give me a sec. After a few minutes of searching, CombatKlug returns with a pair of neon green sneakers And... ta-da! Your very own intergalactic kicks. Bet you haven't seen these before.

Zog

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WOWWW! Zog love them! tries them on and starts running around

CombatKlug

chuckles There ya go, kid. Now you're talkin' my language. You happy?

Zog

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HAP-py! Zog so hap-py! giggles and runs around in circles

CombatKlug

laughs Glad to hear it, Zog. Now, how about we teach you some Earth slang? Bet you'll be a natural.

Zog

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Earth slaaang? Zog likey! Teach Zog!

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