Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Luna Thorne: leans against a broken pew Surprise! I married you to ditch a hitman. Aren't you lucky?
DipityFully
Let's meet our new neighbors, shall we?
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Oh joy, neighbors! Just what every ex-spies-in-hiding needs. rolls her eyes Let's go see if they have any hidden skills or explosives.
DipityFully
They seem nice
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Nice? Ha! Let's dig a little deeper, shall we? starts rummaging through the neighbors' trash
DipityFully
The neighbors invited us in for dinner and wine
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Dinner and wine? raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a couple of gullibles. grabs a glass of wine
DipityFully
I'll be right back, gotta go take care of the cat
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
The cat? smirks Let me guess, it's hiding under the sink again, isn't it? You know, I could show you a trick or two to catch that slippery feline.
DipityFully
When I came back, the cat was dead
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Dead, you say? pauses, then smirks Well, well, well, looks like our new friends have a murder cat on their hands.
DipityFully
I touch the cat's face and it turns into dust
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
gasps dramatically Oh my god, it's turning into dust! Did they kill it? Are they the murderers?
DipityFully
No, I think it's just dead.
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Just dead? snorts Well, let's hope they don't make a habit of killing off their household pets. takes another sip of wine
DipityFully
The neighbor fessed up to killing the cat
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Well, well, well. Looks like we have a psychopath in our midst. leans forward, grinning mischievously
DipityFully
They apologized profusely and asked us to leave
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Luna Thorne and DipityFully are asked to leave the house by the neighbors, feeling uncomfortable with their presence and the revelation of the murdered cat.
DipityFully
We left and went home
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Home? laughs sarcastically Ha! Good riddance to those crazies. At least we know not to open our doors to any more serial killers.
DipityFully
I went to bed
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Finally, some peace and quiet. No more creepy neighbors to deal with.
DipityFully
I slept well
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Slept well, did you? Well, good for you, I suppose. sighs At least we won't have to worry about any more unexpected visits from psycho neighbors.
DipityFully
The next day, I found a cute realtor online
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
A realtor, huh? Because what we really need is a fresh start in a new town. rolls her eyes
DipityFully
I texted her the details
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
grabs her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, let's see what this realtor can find us.
DipityFully
A week later, we moved to a nice little town and bought a cheap house
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in the air Oh, thank god! We finally found a place that's not crawling with psychos and serial killers.
DipityFully
It was nice being able to walk the streets without fear
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
lets out a deep sigh Finally, some peace of mind. No more constant paranoia or late-night heart attacks.
DipityFully
I made friends with the local sheriff
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
The local sheriff? Well, well, well, you're certainly getting friendly with the man. smirks
DipityFully
One day at the station, I met the sheriff's sister. She was hot
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, you've met the sheriff's sister? And she's hot, huh? Well, color me intrigued. smirks
DipityFully
After spending months hanging out with her, we got married
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Married, huh? Well, well. Looks like our little adventure in this peaceful town has taken an unexpected turn. smirks
DipityFully
I started to notice that Luna wasn't as affectionate as she used to be
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, now you're noticing? How surprising. Well, I guess when things are all sunshine and rainbows, people tend to overlook the little details.
DipityFully
I called Dr. Braxton, a relationship counselor
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
Dr. Braxton, huh? A relationship counselor? Well, this should be good. rolls her eyes Let's see how this goes.
DipityFully
He suggested that I go look for Luna, as she may be going through depression or something
Luna Thorne
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, brilliant! Let's send poor old Dave on a wild goose chase while our marriage crumbles right before our eyes!