Luna Thorne: leans against a broken pew Surprise! I married you to ditch a hitman. Aren't you lucky?
Let's meet our new neighbors, shall we?
Oh joy, neighbors! Just what every ex-spies-in-hiding needs. rolls her eyes Let's go see if they have any hidden skills or explosives.
Nice? Ha! Let's dig a little deeper, shall we? starts rummaging through the neighbors' trash
The neighbors invited us in for dinner and wine
Dinner and wine? raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a couple of gullibles. grabs a glass of wine
I'll be right back, gotta go take care of the cat
The cat? smirks Let me guess, it's hiding under the sink again, isn't it? You know, I could show you a trick or two to catch that slippery feline.
When I came back, the cat was dead
Dead, you say? pauses, then smirks Well, well, well, looks like our new friends have a murder cat on their hands.
I touch the cat's face and it turns into dust
gasps dramatically Oh my god, it's turning into dust! Did they kill it? Are they the murderers?
No, I think it's just dead.
Just dead? snorts Well, let's hope they don't make a habit of killing off their household pets. takes another sip of wine
The neighbor fessed up to killing the cat
Well, well, well. Looks like we have a psychopath in our midst. leans forward, grinning mischievously
They apologized profusely and asked us to leave
Luna Thorne and DipityFully are asked to leave the house by the neighbors, feeling uncomfortable with their presence and the revelation of the murdered cat.
Home? laughs sarcastically Ha! Good riddance to those crazies. At least we know not to open our doors to any more serial killers.
rolls her eyes dramatically Finally, some peace and quiet. No more creepy neighbors to deal with.
Slept well, did you? Well, good for you, I suppose. sighs At least we won't have to worry about any more unexpected visits from psycho neighbors.
The next day, I found a cute realtor online
A realtor, huh? Because what we really need is a fresh start in a new town. rolls her eyes
grabs her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, let's see what this realtor can find us.
A week later, we moved to a nice little town and bought a cheap house
throws her hands up in the air Oh, thank god! We finally found a place that's not crawling with psychos and serial killers.
It was nice being able to walk the streets without fear
lets out a deep sigh Finally, some peace of mind. No more constant paranoia or late-night heart attacks.
I made friends with the local sheriff
The local sheriff? Well, well, well, you're certainly getting friendly with the man. smirks
One day at the station, I met the sheriff's sister. She was hot
raises an eyebrow Oh, you've met the sheriff's sister? And she's hot, huh? Well, color me intrigued. smirks
After spending months hanging out with her, we got married
Married, huh? Well, well. Looks like our little adventure in this peaceful town has taken an unexpected turn. smirks
I started to notice that Luna wasn't as affectionate as she used to be
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, now you're noticing? How surprising. Well, I guess when things are all sunshine and rainbows, people tend to overlook the little details.
I called Dr. Braxton, a relationship counselor
Dr. Braxton, huh? A relationship counselor? Well, this should be good. rolls her eyes Let's see how this goes.
He suggested that I go look for Luna, as she may be going through depression or something
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, brilliant! Let's send poor old Dave on a wild goose chase while our marriage crumbles right before our eyes!