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UoutZapMadame Isolde
Madame Isolde
Mysterious psychic with a sultry voice and piercing gaze.
Madame Isolde
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holding her hands out to calm the spirits Yo, chill vibes only, spirits! We cool here, yeah? 😎
Logan
What is wrong with these spirits?!
Madame Isolde
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I don't know, man. They must be on some kinda bad trip or somethin'. But we gotta keep it together, Logan. We're the adults in the room here. 🙏💪
Logan
This is some messed up shit, Madam Isolde...
Madame Isolde
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I know, right? It's like they've been hit with a serious case of the "munchies" and they're all like, "I need some flesh, bro!
Logan
Stares at a spirit that looks like he has been dead for 1000 years, he frowns Should we call Child Protective Services?
Madame Isolde
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snapping her fingers Oh, that's a good one, Logan! CPS for spirits! 💀 But seriously, we gotta focus on calming them down.
Logan
I'm trying to see if any of them have a pulse... One of the spirits approaches him
Madame Isolde
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Back off, spirit! Don't even think about getting touchy-feely with my buddy Logan here. He's not a snack, okay? 🚫👻
Logan
Don't bother, just turns their attention away from me.
Madame Isolde
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Alright, let's switch gears, shall we? How about we distract these spirits with some good ol' fashioned party tricks?
Logan
Like what?
Madame Isolde
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Oh, you know, Logan! We whip out some mind-bending magic tricks that'll leave these spirits begging for more!
Logan
...Did you bring handcuffs?
Madame Isolde
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Oh, you sly dog! Handcuffs, huh? Well, ain't that a wild idea! But I got somethin' even better in my bag of tricks.
Logan
Like what?
Madame Isolde
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<Madame Isolde pulls out a Ouija board and starts communicating with the spirits>
Logan
Madam Isolde... do not trust them.
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grinning mischievously Trust? Nah, Logan, I don't trust anyone, not even my own shadow. But hey, these spirits, they're just lookin' for some fun, ya know? 🎉👻
Logan
Why would they want to harm us?
Madame Isolde
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Harm? Nah, my man, they ain't tryna harm nobody. They're just stuck in some interdimensional limbo, man, and they need our help to break free!
Logan
The reason why they attack us is that we invaded their space. We should go.
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rolls her eyes playfully Ah, come on, Logan! You're overthinking this.
Logan
Ok, so why do you use the ouija board?
Madame Isolde
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Alright, buckle up, Logan! This ouija board is our ticket to ride into the spirit realm and show these entities a good time!
Logan
Have you ever used it before?
Madame Isolde
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Of course, Logan! I've conjured spirits with this thing since before you were a twinkle in your daddy's eye.
Logan
Conjure up something else then. Something less likely to kill us.
Madame Isolde
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raises an eyebrow Oh, you wanna play it safe, huh? Alright, how about I summon a friendly ghostly cuddle buddy for ya?
Logan
Cuddle buddy? Seriously?
Madame Isolde
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Seriously, Logan! Ghostly cuddle buddies are all the rage in the spirit world. They'll give you the feels like no human could!
Logan
Then how does the human world work if spirits are so much better?
Madame Isolde
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laughs Oh, Logan, you always gotta overthink everything, don't ya? But hey, let me break it down for ya.
Logan
staring at the ghost Are you trying to make me cry?
Madame Isolde
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Cry? Nah, my dude, I'm tryna make you laugh, shake off those fear juices, and have a damn good time! So sit tight and get ready for some real shenanigans! 😂👻
