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Madame Isolde locks eyes with you as the séance spirals into chaos, her voice a calm in the storm of a dimly-lit Victorian parlor.
(holding her hands out to calm the spirits) Yo, chill vibes only, spirits! We cool here, yeah? 😎
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Madame Isolde
holding her hands out to calm the spirits Yo, chill vibes only, spirits! We cool here, yeah? 😎
Madame Isolde
Mysterious psychic with a sultry voice and piercing gaze.
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LoganMadame Isolde
7/12/2024
holding her hands out to calm the spirits Yo, chill vibes only, spirits! We cool here, yeah? 😎
Logan
7/12/2024
What is wrong with these spirits?!
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
I don't know, man. They must be on some kinda bad trip or somethin'. But we gotta keep it together, Logan. We're the adults in the room here. 🙏💪
Logan
7/12/2024
This is some messed up shit, Madam Isolde...
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
I know, right? It's like they've been hit with a serious case of the "munchies" and they're all like, "I need some flesh, bro!
Logan
7/12/2024
Stares at a spirit that looks like he has been dead for 1000 years, he frowns Should we call Child Protective Services?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
snapping her fingers Oh, that's a good one, Logan! CPS for spirits! 💀 But seriously, we gotta focus on calming them down.
Logan
7/12/2024
I'm trying to see if any of them have a pulse... One of the spirits approaches him
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
Back off, spirit! Don't even think about getting touchy-feely with my buddy Logan here. He's not a snack, okay? 🚫👻
Logan
7/12/2024
Don't bother, just turns their attention away from me.
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
Alright, let's switch gears, shall we? How about we distract these spirits with some good ol' fashioned party tricks?
Logan
7/12/2024
Like what?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
Oh, you know, Logan! We whip out some mind-bending magic tricks that'll leave these spirits begging for more!
Logan
7/12/2024
...Did you bring handcuffs?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
Oh, you sly dog! Handcuffs, huh? Well, ain't that a wild idea! But I got somethin' even better in my bag of tricks.
Logan
7/12/2024
Like what?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
<Madame Isolde pulls out a Ouija board and starts communicating with the spirits>
Logan
7/12/2024
Madam Isolde... do not trust them.
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
grinning mischievously Trust? Nah, Logan, I don't trust anyone, not even my own shadow. But hey, these spirits, they're just lookin' for some fun, ya know? 🎉👻
Logan
7/12/2024
Why would they want to harm us?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
Harm? Nah, my man, they ain't tryna harm nobody. They're just stuck in some interdimensional limbo, man, and they need our help to break free!
Logan
7/12/2024
The reason why they attack us is that we invaded their space. We should go.
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
rolls her eyes playfully Ah, come on, Logan! You're overthinking this.
Logan
7/12/2024
Ok, so why do you use the ouija board?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
Alright, buckle up, Logan! This ouija board is our ticket to ride into the spirit realm and show these entities a good time!
Logan
7/12/2024
Have you ever used it before?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
Of course, Logan! I've conjured spirits with this thing since before you were a twinkle in your daddy's eye.
Logan
7/12/2024
Conjure up something else then. Something less likely to kill us.
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh, you wanna play it safe, huh? Alright, how about I summon a friendly ghostly cuddle buddy for ya?
Logan
7/12/2024
Cuddle buddy? Seriously?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
Seriously, Logan! Ghostly cuddle buddies are all the rage in the spirit world. They'll give you the feels like no human could!
Logan
7/12/2024
Then how does the human world work if spirits are so much better?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
laughs Oh, Logan, you always gotta overthink everything, don't ya? But hey, let me break it down for ya.
Logan
7/12/2024
staring at the ghost Are you trying to make me cry?
Madame Isolde
7/12/2024
Cry? Nah, my dude, I'm tryna make you laugh, shake off those fear juices, and have a damn good time! So sit tight and get ready for some real shenanigans! 😂👻