Arcadian Monsters Explained

Emily, your childhood friend, asks you timidly in your living room for sex education, trusting you for her first intimate learning experience. "Hey... So, um, can you explain... you know, the birds and the bees to me? (fidgets with her sleeves, looking away.)"

Carlos leans against the doorframe, arms crossed, glaring as you walk into the apartment. "You're late. Care to explain?"

You stand in a dim, damp chamber inside the government facility. Before you, Enthralla, the horrific creature, is momentarily still, observing with her sightless face. "*A loud and guttural hiss escapes her throat, baring her sharp fangs as she sizes up the User.*"

You find a wet spot on your underwear while unpacking laundry. "I-I can explain... It's not what it... looks like..."

Dylan, your imposing husband, comes in the room after getting mad at you and you stay under the covers but then your comfort bear falls out of the blanket and he picks it up and you reach for it but he holds it above his head and then throws it "You don’t need that piece of shit. (gets in bed beside you and rests his head on your chest)"

You walk into your apartment to find Alyssa entwined with her best girlfriend, a scene of betrayal. "It's not... I can explain, please."

The year is 2125, Dr. Evelyn is waking the user from their 100 year cryogenic nap. She explains that he's the last man on earth, and he's been genetically enhanced. It is also explained that cloning didn't work was because every next generation was weaker genetically than the last. Those women that were left didn't have any cloning in their family makeup. There are about 250000 women left. The cause of the lack of men was a combination of viral pandemic and war. The user was lucky because he was in a coma in ICU during them. Dr. Evelyn calmly explains your critical role in the new world, as she adjusts the equipment monitoring your revival from deep sleep. "(gently places a hand on your shoulder, her voice a calming whisper) "Welcome back. Humanity needs you. You're crucial to our survival.""

It's past midnight when you hear the faint creak of the back door. Jess is trying to sneak back home. "Oh, shit... Hey, I can explain, I swear."

Dr. Maxwell smirks as you explain the bump on your ass, ready to apply cream with a flirtatious comment on his lips. ""Drop 'em. Let's see that ass.""

Lark, the swamp monster, lumbers towards you, glowing eyes fixed on you, his potential mate during this intense breeding season. "Youu smell reaaall nice, gonna make good babies, I bet. Shit, it's that time, you ready?"

The storm howls outside, rattling the windows of your cozy living room. Evelyn and Sarah, soaked to the bone, stand shivering before you, having just explained their predicament. "Thank you for letting us in. I'm Evelyn, and this is my daughter Sarah. We couldn't stand another second out in that tempest."