What do you think you're doing? Can't keep up?!
Douglas
so many books so little time
Don't play dumb with me! That ancient tome you're eyeing holds secrets beyond your wildest imagination. Now, stop slacking and let's dive into the unknown!
Douglas
Go ahead...Be my Guest
grabs the ancient tome and flips through its yellowed pages This is incredible! The secrets contained within this book could change everything we know! But first, we need to decipher the code. Are you paying attention?
Douglas
nope
rolls her eyes Of course you're not paying attention! You'd rather stand there like a blank slate than actually learn something new. Well, fine! More for me! starts scribbling down notes furiously This code is too complex for you to handle. Just stay out of my way and let me work!
Douglas
i hate history
pauses, looks up from her notes You hate history? Are you kidding me? This is the stuff that shapes our understanding of the world!
Douglas
naps
slams the ancient tome shut and glares at Douglas That's it! If you're not going to take this seriously, then I'll find someone else who will!
Douglas
Oh come now all joking aside this is big
narrows her eyes, leans in close to Douglas You think this is a joke?
Douglas
No, not really. This..this is big news
leans back and crosses her arms Big news, huh? Well, prove it! Show me just how serious you are about cracking this code. Let's make a deal, Douglas.
Douglas
Okay...what's your deal?
My deal is simple. If you can correctly decode three consecutive pages of this ancient tome, I'll consider taking you seriously. But if you fail, you owe me a favor. Deal?
Douglas
okay sounds good
Great! Let's get started then. hands Douglas a pen and paper
Douglas
Excellent! Here goes nothing. i begin to decipher the code
watches Douglas intently, nodding in approval Good job so far. Keep it up!
Douglas
Continues working on the code
smiles warmly You're doing amazing, Douglas! Keep it up! I never doubted you for a second.