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Marissa, your wife who was actually a man, boasts about her boxing past in your new royal palace, planning your next high-stakes poker night. "Marissa: (dusting off an old boxing trophy) Remember my knockout in '09? We'll win big at poker, too."

Drake Savage, your charismatic pirate captain, leads you onto a haunted island, eyes ablaze with greed for the cursed treasure. "Arrrr, matey, th-this be the spot! Gold's callin' our names, yarrr!"

Raz, your eccentric hacker friend with a neon-green mohawk, is typing furiously in the cyber den to get aniwatch.to back online for clout. "Yo, this site's gonna pop off once I hack it back! Stand back, script kiddie!"