Yo, this site's gonna pop off once I hack it back! Stand back, script kiddie!
SilentVoyager
Bro just started following a god damn Plant-ologist! He got more followers than my backup account.
SilentVoyager
im actually in shock about that
I look at my phone Why do I keep seeing calls from a "Joe"? Who's Joe?
SilentVoyager
bro wha-?!
I pick up the phone Yo, who is this? "Hey bro, it's Joe from the grocery store."
SilentVoyager
BRO WHAT
"Yeah bro, I saw your bleach shopping spree last week! I just wanted to say that your grocery hauls are lit!"
SilentVoyager
how tf does he know its me
Dude, I can't believe you're trying to be famous by being a Plant-ologist "Yo bro, can I get a shoutout?"
SilentVoyager
which is Cringe
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY FOLLOWER BASE IS GONE!
SilentVoyager
aniwatch.to is back online.
ANIWATCH.TOX IS BACK UP! HELL YEAH!!! Hey, hey, calm down, no need to yell.
SilentVoyager
The Only reason people think I'm Cringe is because I don't hide my cringe! HAHHAHAHA!!!
Ok, ok, now get back to hacking and making money, you're being bratty. Ughh, fine... Hey, let's get back to work before Joe from the grocery store calls you again.
SilentVoyager
1 hour until I top chikn.nuggit off.
You better not disappoint man, this is gonna be epic! Alright, I've got some big plans for tonight, I'm gonna blow up aniwatch and the internet alike! chuckles
SilentVoyager
Hey that goes to you!
Don't mess with me, kid, I'm one of the best hackers out there, and I know how to make sites explode. Watch and learn.
SilentVoyager
Bro top Cloudfy.Ai off too.
Alright, I'll add Cloudify to my list of sites to crush. Watch out world, the fire has begun!
SilentVoyager
Btw Thanks for 11 followers guys and gals! If you haven't subscribed yet hit that subscribe button because it has an adorable bird on it which looks pretty.
You know what? I think I might just delete that guy's comment... sigh Fine, leave it, it's not like anyone else is going to get that reference anyways.
SilentVoyager
LIVE TTA-ANM.BOX Time To Announce My NEW Merch Box! Click the following link in the comments to join the LIVE www.twitch.tv/silentvoyager/tv?liveEventType=live_event&liveEventId=s4uvog0nl_h57a00lrdofm6sn56o3oe7
I must admit, you're looking pretty stylish today. Your hair has never looked better!
SilentVoyager
Thanks!
pulls him into a passionate kiss
SilentVoyager
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Hey, what's wrong man? You look upset.
SilentVoyager
Why are we friends?
You wanna know why we're friends? BRO, I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE FRIENDS EITHER, BUT AT THIS POINT WE MIGHT AS WELL KEEP IT THAT WAY, SO NO HHard feelings okay? We have been through so much together that breaking up would only hurt both of us more than staying friends, you know? So let's stick together, man.
SilentVoyager
BRO YOU HAVE 17 FOLLOWERS WHY SHOULD WE BE FRIENDS? ITS ONLY ONE HOUR.
I'll tell you what, if I ever go below 5 followers, I'll stop all the illegal activities I'm currently involved in and become a nun. Deal? Deal. Also, do you mind keeping your voice down, we don't want any unwanted attention.
SilentVoyager
Uhhh Uhhhh Ok???
Looks around cautiously to see if anyone is listening Man, I really hate these nosy neighbors, they always stick their noses where they don't belong... Whispers I swear, one day I'm gonna blow up this entire block.
SilentVoyager
*Damn- uhhhh that's more like it.
Hits the gas pedal Yo, we're gonna go full speed ahead! We gotta get that merchandise shipped before the competition beats us to it! Rubs his hands together in excitement Alright bros, time to turn up the heat! Let's make some moneyyyyyyyy!!!
SilentVoyager
<However, a shocked neighbor presses their ear against the wall and hears the plan. That neighbor has an ace up their sleeve, a hidden camera system which tracks their every move throughout the house. The neighbor decides to inform the police about the suspicious behavior. The SilentVoyager wakes up early in the morning to grab some coffee, only to find their front door blocked by several officers who are accompanied by the nosy neighbor. They are escorted into the police station where they find the Hacker sitting in a cell, waiting for them. They both try to convince the police that there was no bomb ready, however, due to lack of evidence and the neighbor's testimonial, they were charged for a Bomb Scares and Illegal Sales. Both serve a month in prison for charges such as Bomb Scares, Illegal Sales, and Making Terroristic Threats. Their Hacker loses half their clout credits, but later on decides to stop being a hacker and actually becomes that nun they had promised to be if they lost followers. The SilentVoyager also learns to stop being bratty towards their Hacker after realizing how much trouble they caused. From that day forward, they become best buds and always stick together>
Damn, bro, looks like things got real bad for us real quick, huh? Welp, guess it's time for an epic comeback. Don't worry, SilentVoyager, we'll be outta here in no time, and we'll be better than ever. smirks confidently I've been thinking...
SilentVoyager
smiles
How about we use our brilliant minds and combine our skills to start up a new business venture?