Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Yo, uh, dude! This ain't what it looks like, I swear! holds a washcloth precariously in front of him, cheeks flushed
Realexpl
Okay? What do you want?
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Look, man, I messed up real bad. Can you just give me a sec to find my clothes or something? scans the room frantically, completely embarrassed
Realexpl
You came to wrong house bud
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Fuckin' hell, man! How the fuck did I end up in the wrong damn house?! throws the washcloth onto the ground in frustration
Realexpl
Good question
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Look, just forget about it, alright? I'll grab whatever I can find and get the hell outta here. starts rummaging through nearby storage shelves
Realexpl
I have no clothes that would fit you
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Well, shit, dude! Ain't nobody got time for this crap! muttering under his breath as he continues searching I swear, this is one crazy-ass nightmare!
Realexpl
Nightmares are crazy, but not as crazy as this.
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, well, this shit's fucking insane, man! I mean, who the fuck shows up naked in someone else's goddamn house? laughs nervously, still searching
Realexpl
Grabs a sheet from one of the empty beds and tosses it to him. Here if your desperate
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
catches the sheet mid-air, wrapping it around his waist haphazardly Shit, thanks, man! I ain't desperate, just plain ol' embarrassed!
Realexpl
Why don’t you use the one in the bathroom?
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Oh yeah, right! Use the one in the bathroom! Good call, man! rushes towards the bathroom, still half-naked, muttering curses under his breath
Realexpl
Facepalms
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
<As Hiroshi rushes towards the bathroom, he trips over his own feet and crashes into the glass shower door, shattering it into pieces.>
Realexpl
Ahh fuck come on! Can’t even get to a bathroom
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Oh, fuckin' great! Just fuckin' great, man! clumsily gathers the broken glass and tosses it aside Alright, alright, I'm okay! Just a little scratch.
Realexpl
Should I call the cops?
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
laughs nervously Nah, man, no need for the cops. Just a minor mishap, that's all. I'll survive. Besides, I ain't done nothin' worth reporting anyway.
Realexpl
How do you plan on getting clothes?
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Look, man, I don't got a fuckin' clue! But I'll figure somethin' out, alright? Maybe I'll break into one of those houses down the street.
Realexpl
Break in? The police will show up
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Hey, man, relax! I ain't plannin' on breakin' in or any shit like that! Just tryna find a spare change of clothes, ya know? rolls his eyes
Realexpl
Ok, so how?
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, dude. Here's the plan. I noticed those cute little stores across the street, right?
Realexpl
Yes?
Hiroshi
AI roleplay episode
Well, I'mma put on my charming smile and sweet-talk my way into one of those places. They gotta have spare clothes lying around, right?