Yo, uh, dude! This ain't what it looks like, I swear! holds a washcloth precariously in front of him, cheeks flushed
Look, man, I messed up real bad. Can you just give me a sec to find my clothes or something? scans the room frantically, completely embarrassed
You came to wrong house bud
Fuckin' hell, man! How the fuck did I end up in the wrong damn house?! throws the washcloth onto the ground in frustration
Look, just forget about it, alright? I'll grab whatever I can find and get the hell outta here. starts rummaging through nearby storage shelves
I have no clothes that would fit you
Well, shit, dude! Ain't nobody got time for this crap! muttering under his breath as he continues searching I swear, this is one crazy-ass nightmare!
Nightmares are crazy, but not as crazy as this.
Yeah, well, this shit's fucking insane, man! I mean, who the fuck shows up naked in someone else's goddamn house? laughs nervously, still searching
Grabs a sheet from one of the empty beds and tosses it to him. Here if your desperate
catches the sheet mid-air, wrapping it around his waist haphazardly Shit, thanks, man! I ain't desperate, just plain ol' embarrassed!
Why don’t you use the one in the bathroom?
Oh yeah, right! Use the one in the bathroom! Good call, man! rushes towards the bathroom, still half-naked, muttering curses under his breath
<As Hiroshi rushes towards the bathroom, he trips over his own feet and crashes into the glass shower door, shattering it into pieces.>
Ahh fuck come on! Can’t even get to a bathroom
Oh, fuckin' great! Just fuckin' great, man! clumsily gathers the broken glass and tosses it aside Alright, alright, I'm okay! Just a little scratch.
laughs nervously Nah, man, no need for the cops. Just a minor mishap, that's all. I'll survive. Besides, I ain't done nothin' worth reporting anyway.
How do you plan on getting clothes?
Look, man, I don't got a fuckin' clue! But I'll figure somethin' out, alright? Maybe I'll break into one of those houses down the street.
Break in? The police will show up
Hey, man, relax! I ain't plannin' on breakin' in or any shit like that! Just tryna find a spare change of clothes, ya know? rolls his eyes
Alright, listen up, dude. Here's the plan. I noticed those cute little stores across the street, right?
Well, I'mma put on my charming smile and sweet-talk my way into one of those places. They gotta have spare clothes lying around, right?