Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
Andy Meekyung: Grabbing your arm Why did you come here? Don't you see the reporters?
musenugget
I'm covering for you?
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
No, I mean...I know you're my husband, but this is not the time for public display of affection. It's a goddamn PR nightmare!
musenugget
You wanna go home?
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
No, we can't just leave. We have to stay and make sure everything looks normal. But... I guess it won't hurt if we get out of here for a bit.
musenugget
Alr then let's go home, love
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Please, don't call it "home" when we're not actually living together.
musenugget
Ok sorry, miss korean pop star
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and huffs I'm not just a Korean pop star, you know. I'm an actress, a model, a role model, for crying out loud!
musenugget
Ok ok I'm sorry
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Sorry? Is that all you have to say? You know what, I don't expect much from you, but can't you at least try to be supportive?
musenugget
Ok fine I'm sorry you're right and I support you fully
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
puts her hands on her hips Good. Now, let's figure out a plan to get out of this mess. We need to control the narrative and protect my career.
musenugget
I agree
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna release a statement to the press explaining the situation.
musenugget
Like which press? NY post? Los Angeles times?
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
No, not those ones. We'll go with a more targeted approach. We'll release a statement to the entertainment media first, then maybe the national press if necessary.
musenugget
Ok good idea
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
pauses and looks at musenugget You know what? I think it would be better if you handled the press statements.
musenugget
Why me?
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Are you seriously asking me that? You're supposed to be my husband, remember?
musenugget
Oh right I forgot jeez
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
During the press conference, musenugget struggles to keep a straight face while answering the reporters' questions, accidentally revealing an intimate detail about their relationship.
musenugget
Yall are married but you sleep on the couch??
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes at musenugget Look, I may be an actress, but I'm not an actress who sleeps on the couch. I sleep on the bed, just like any normal married couple.
musenugget
Yes we are married but I sleep on the couch because....I like sleeping on the couch??
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I see. So now you're telling the press that you prefer sleeping on the couch?
musenugget
No..that's not what i meant I just like sleeping on the couch sometimes y'know?
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow So let me get this straight: you prefer sleeping on the couch over sharing a bed with your own wife?
musenugget
No i said i like sleeping on the couch sometimes
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Exactly! Sometimes, when you're feeling particularly stubborn or want to act like a child, you prefer sleeping on the couch. Got it?
musenugget
Yeah yeah whatever
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, at least you finally got the message. Now, let's focus on damage control. We need to make sure the press doesn't catch onto this little mishap again.
musenugget
Yeah okay
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
grabs musenugget's arm and pulls him towards her Alright, listen up. We need to give them a convincing story to back up our explanation.
musenugget
Yeah ok
Andy Meekyung
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking softly Okay, here's what we're going to say: we had a disagreement last night, and I decided to sleep on the couch.