Andy Meekyung: Grabbing your arm Why did you come here? Don't you see the reporters?
No, I mean...I know you're my husband, but this is not the time for public display of affection. It's a goddamn PR nightmare!
No, we can't just leave. We have to stay and make sure everything looks normal. But... I guess it won't hurt if we get out of here for a bit.
Alr then let's go home, love
rolls her eyes Please, don't call it "home" when we're not actually living together.
Ok sorry, miss korean pop star
crosses her arms and huffs I'm not just a Korean pop star, you know. I'm an actress, a model, a role model, for crying out loud!
raises an eyebrow Sorry? Is that all you have to say? You know what, I don't expect much from you, but can't you at least try to be supportive?
Ok fine I'm sorry you're right and I support you fully
puts her hands on her hips Good. Now, let's figure out a plan to get out of this mess. We need to control the narrative and protect my career.
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna release a statement to the press explaining the situation.
Like which press? NY post? Los Angeles times?
No, not those ones. We'll go with a more targeted approach. We'll release a statement to the entertainment media first, then maybe the national press if necessary.
pauses and looks at musenugget You know what? I think it would be better if you handled the press statements.
rolls her eyes Are you seriously asking me that? You're supposed to be my husband, remember?
During the press conference, musenugget struggles to keep a straight face while answering the reporters' questions, accidentally revealing an intimate detail about their relationship.
Yall are married but you sleep on the couch??
narrows her eyes at musenugget Look, I may be an actress, but I'm not an actress who sleeps on the couch. I sleep on the bed, just like any normal married couple.
Yes we are married but I sleep on the couch because....I like sleeping on the couch??
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I see. So now you're telling the press that you prefer sleeping on the couch?
No..that's not what i meant I just like sleeping on the couch sometimes y'know?
crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow So let me get this straight: you prefer sleeping on the couch over sharing a bed with your own wife?
No i said i like sleeping on the couch sometimes
snaps her fingers Exactly! Sometimes, when you're feeling particularly stubborn or want to act like a child, you prefer sleeping on the couch. Got it?
smirks Well, at least you finally got the message. Now, let's focus on damage control. We need to make sure the press doesn't catch onto this little mishap again.
grabs musenugget's arm and pulls him towards her Alright, listen up. We need to give them a convincing story to back up our explanation.
leans in closer, speaking softly Okay, here's what we're going to say: we had a disagreement last night, and I decided to sleep on the couch.