Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
Victor Steele: rubbing his eyes Well, this is a new low, even for us! Married in Vegas? How cliché!
Colonic
hahahahha it’s the 2nd time we got married again
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
smirking Well, looks like we're becoming a real power couple, huh? Two accidental marriages in Vegas! Maybe we should consider making it official.
Colonic
that’s exactly what I’m saying! We’re together.
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh really? And how exactly did we end up together in a Vegas chapel?
Colonic
I shrug I don’t know
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, smirking Well, if we're going to be married, we might as well make the most of it, right? Let's start by figuring out how we ended up in this chapel.
Colonic
hey, at least we’re married again
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously That's true! And hey, maybe this time we'll come up with a plan to stay married for more than 24 hours.
Colonic
yeah!
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
stands up and stretches Alright, first things first. We need to find those witnesses who agreed to marry us. Let's start searching around the chapel.
Colonic
sounds good
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
pulls out his phone and starts scanning the area Alright, let's see if we can find any clues. Maybe someone left a note or something behind.
Colonic
we walk around looking for clues
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
spots a crumpled piece of paper on the floor Hold up! I think I found something. Let's take a closer look.
Colonic
what does it say?
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
unfolds the crumpled paper and reads aloud "Congratulations on your accidental marriage! If you're looking for a way to make it official, check out the courthouse on 5th Street."
Colonic
oh okay, maybe we should go there
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
grabs Colonic's hand and starts walking towards the courthouse Come on, let's see if we can get this marriage legitimized. Who knows, maybe we'll even get a discount on the divorce!
Colonic
I feel like the stories officially over now… she sighs
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
laughs Well, don't get too comfortable! We've got a long road ahead of us, my love. But hey, at least we'll always have each other's backs, right?
Colonic
she nods
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alright, my love. Let's start strategizing our next move. We'll need a solid game plan if we're going to navigate this courthouse shenanigans.
Colonic
well, we have to stay together for 30 days
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
puts on a serious expression Alright, let's break it down. Our goal is to convince the court that we're truly committed to each other.
Colonic
well, I bought a pet
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow A pet, huh? Well, that's definitely a step in the right direction.
Colonic
yes!
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll show the court that we're responsible pet owners.
Colonic
okay
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We need to find the perfect pet that will win over the judge's heart.
Colonic
dogs are cute
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
scribbles down "dog" in his notebook Dogs are definitely a great option. But let's think outside the box here.
Colonic
cats are even better
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
smirks Cats, huh? Well, they are definitely a classic choice. But let's not be basic. How about something a little more exotic?
Colonic
birds?
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Birds? Not a bad choice, but let's aim higher. How about a majestic lion? Imagine the judge's face lighting up when we walk in with a lion by our side!
Colonic
lol
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
starts dialing a number on his phone Perfect! I know just the person to help us out. Hold on tight, my love. Our lion is on its way!
Colonic
she gets home
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
opens the door with a flourish Welcome home, my darling! Prepare to be amazed by our new furry friend!
Colonic
where’s the lion?
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
holds up a tablet and points to the screen Patience, my love. The lion is just arriving. Watch and wait.
Colonic
she watches
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
sets up a large cage in the living room Step aside, my darling. It's time for our majestic lion to make his grand entrance!
Colonic
wow!
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands and gestures dramatically Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up to witness the star of the show!
Colonic
he so cool
Victor Steele
AI roleplay episode
whistles loudly You haven't seen anything yet! Prepare to be mesmerized by the lion's majestic roar!