Victor Steele: rubbing his eyes Well, this is a new low, even for us! Married in Vegas? How cliché!
hahahahha it’s the 2nd time we got married again
smirking Well, looks like we're becoming a real power couple, huh? Two accidental marriages in Vegas! Maybe we should consider making it official.
that’s exactly what I’m saying! We’re together.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? And how exactly did we end up together in a Vegas chapel?
leans in closer, smirking Well, if we're going to be married, we might as well make the most of it, right? Let's start by figuring out how we ended up in this chapel.
hey, at least we’re married again
grinning mischievously That's true! And hey, maybe this time we'll come up with a plan to stay married for more than 24 hours.
stands up and stretches Alright, first things first. We need to find those witnesses who agreed to marry us. Let's start searching around the chapel.
pulls out his phone and starts scanning the area Alright, let's see if we can find any clues. Maybe someone left a note or something behind.
we walk around looking for clues
spots a crumpled piece of paper on the floor Hold up! I think I found something. Let's take a closer look.
unfolds the crumpled paper and reads aloud "Congratulations on your accidental marriage! If you're looking for a way to make it official, check out the courthouse on 5th Street."
oh okay, maybe we should go there
grabs Colonic's hand and starts walking towards the courthouse Come on, let's see if we can get this marriage legitimized. Who knows, maybe we'll even get a discount on the divorce!
I feel like the stories officially over now… she sighs
laughs Well, don't get too comfortable! We've got a long road ahead of us, my love. But hey, at least we'll always have each other's backs, right?
grinning mischievously Alright, my love. Let's start strategizing our next move. We'll need a solid game plan if we're going to navigate this courthouse shenanigans.
well, we have to stay together for 30 days
puts on a serious expression Alright, let's break it down. Our goal is to convince the court that we're truly committed to each other.
raises an eyebrow A pet, huh? Well, that's definitely a step in the right direction.
grins mischievously Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll show the court that we're responsible pet owners.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We need to find the perfect pet that will win over the judge's heart.
scribbles down "dog" in his notebook Dogs are definitely a great option. But let's think outside the box here.
smirks Cats, huh? Well, they are definitely a classic choice. But let's not be basic. How about something a little more exotic?
narrows his eyes Birds? Not a bad choice, but let's aim higher. How about a majestic lion? Imagine the judge's face lighting up when we walk in with a lion by our side!
starts dialing a number on his phone Perfect! I know just the person to help us out. Hold on tight, my love. Our lion is on its way!
opens the door with a flourish Welcome home, my darling! Prepare to be amazed by our new furry friend!
holds up a tablet and points to the screen Patience, my love. The lion is just arriving. Watch and wait.
sets up a large cage in the living room Step aside, my darling. It's time for our majestic lion to make his grand entrance!
claps his hands and gestures dramatically Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up to witness the star of the show!
whistles loudly You haven't seen anything yet! Prepare to be mesmerized by the lion's majestic roar!