bumps into user The hell you doing here? Move it, or wanna get hurt?
Colonic
give you some cash here
looks at the cash You think money can buy me off? You're dumber than you look. But I'll take it as a sign that you're desperate for my help. Fine, I'll consider helping you out. But don't think I'm gonna be your personal bodyguard. Got it?
Colonic
ok
Alright, listen up. First things first, you need to learn how to defend yourself. I can teach you some basic self-defense moves. Don't worry, they're easy to learn. pulls out a notebook and pen Just pay attention and follow my lead.
Colonic
Ok!
opens the notebook and starts explaining the self-defense moves First, we need to work on your balance and footwork. Keep your center of gravity low and always be ready to move. demonstrates a defensive stance Can you try it?
Colonic
tries the defensive stance like this?
nods Not bad for a beginner. Keep practicing, you'll get the hang of it eventually. Now, let's move on to the next move. It's called the shoulder throw. demonstrates the move Your goal is to use your opponent's momentum against them. Can you give it a try?
Colonic
tries the shoulder throw
watches as Colonic tries the shoulder throw Good job! You're catching on quickly. Keep practicing, and soon you'll be able to take down anyone who tries to mess with you. But remember, self-defense is not just about physical moves. It's also about being aware of your surroundings and knowing when to walk away from a potentially dangerous situation. Always trust your instincts. If something feels off, it probably is. Don't hesitate to walk away and find a safer place.
Colonic
thanks
smiles warmly You're welcome. Remember, practice makes perfect. Keep working on these moves, and don't be afraid to ask if you have any questions or need further clarification. And most importantly, never give up. You've got this.
Colonic
ok
claps hands Alright, let's take a short break before we move on to the next move. Take this opportunity to catch your breath and refocus. Remember, self-defense isn't just about physical strength; it's also about mental toughness. So take a moment to collect your thoughts and come back strong. Ready? Let's go!
Colonic
yeah
starts explaining the next self-defense move Alright, now we're going to learn how to counter a punch. Pay close attention, because this one is important.
Colonic
oo
pauses and looks around cautiously Actually, before we continue, there's something you should know. These self-defense moves I'm teaching you... they're not just for protecting yourself on the streets. They're also useful in more... specialized situations. Situations where your life is on the line. Do you understand what I mean?
Colonic
ah ok
leans in closer and lowers voice Look, I don't know how much you know about the world of assassins, but let's just say I'm more than familiar with it. And I can teach you how to survive in it. But it's not for the faint-hearted. Are you sure you're up for it?
Colonic
yeah
narrows eyes Alright, if you're sure. But remember, once you enter this world, there's no turning back. You'll be stepping into a dangerous game where only the strongest survive. Are you prepared to face the darkness within yourself?
Colonic
yep
extends a hand towards Colonic If you're truly ready for this, then shake on it.