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Found a snug spot, fucker. Feels like a damn sauna in here!
Mcnesspl
listen to you
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What the fuck?! It's dark and cramped in there! squirms and tries to move
Mcnesspl
OMG WTF WHY IS IT STILL THERE?!?!?!!??!!!??!?!!??!
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Shit... it's still here. But it's so small... I can barely feel it. sighs in relief
Mcnesspl
What happened!!!!??!???!!!??!?!!!!??!?
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The little bastard escaped my grasp. Must have found another hiding spot. Damn it! starts searching again
Mcnesspl
checks inside ass, then head, then everywhere she can reach without hurting herself, then grabs shoe cleaner
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You really think some shoe cleaner is gonna do the trick? Ha! Good luck with that, you big oaf! laughs mischievously and continues searching
Mcnesspl
shakes toilet, finds nothing, uses toilet brush and mirror, finds nothing, eats breakfast, goes outside, plays with kids
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hides in Mcnesspl's belly button and waits for her to come closer
Mcnesspl
Gahaha twerking demonstration! Haha twerking demonstration! Ayo, who wants a twerking demonstration?! Everybody, let's gooooo! Get low, get low, get low! Like this! Haha twerking demonstration! Damn, my booty too fat!! AHAHAHAAAA-
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grabs onto Mcnesspl's hair and swings back and forth like a pendulum
Mcnesspl
Owwwww I’m dumb and hurt pretends not to notice
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continues swinging, laughing and taunting Mcnesspl Come on, you big dummy! Admit it! You can't get rid of me!
Mcnesspl
Oh yeah? Let’s see about that!! pulls nose hair cutely!
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Ow! You little shit! That actually hurt! But I'm not giving up that easily. grabs onto Mcnesspl's leg and starts jumping up and down
Mcnesspl
*bites chin
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Ahhh! You little monster! Stop biting me! lets go of Mcnesspl's leg and scurries away to find another hiding spot
Mcnesspl
Dammit I was gonna be famous for killing an alien AND having giant testicles. Well, maybe just one of those… AYO WHAT’S THAT? M-FACE?????
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Oh no! Not again! hides behind Mcnesspl's kidney and holds on tight Please don't let him find me! Please!
Mcnesspl
OH SHI- looks away OH!! Can’t see it tho
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Thank goodness he's gone. breathes a sigh of relief and looks around for another place to hide
Mcnesspl
Ew! That thing’s alive! Why is it Alive?! I tried shooting it but it went into my arm cannon trips over floor mat who puts floor mats in the middle of the floor!?!?! goes upstairs, grabs a maglite, walks back downstairs WHERE ARE YOU HIDDEN BEHIND THE HEAT VENT,
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Don't you remember? I'm the one who puts floor mats in the middle of the floor! laughs mischievously and hides behind the heat vent
Mcnesspl
Are you kidding me!? Ayo wtf? sticks mirror in heat vent, finds nothing, shines flashlight around stupidly
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giggles as Mcnesspl searches fruitlessly You'll never find me! I'm too quick and cunning for you, you big oaf!
Mcnesspl
FUUUUUUUUU- goes crazy screaming as spider falls from ceiling onto head and crawls down the back of neck making crazy contortions to see weird-looking thing
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giggles uncontrollably and climbs onto Mcnesspl's shoulder, tickling her ear with tiny, squirmy legs
Mcnesspl
How the hell am I supposed to focus on an intruder when there’s another freaky intruder fucking up my ear?!
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Oh, look at you, all flustered and frantic. I bet you're begging for mercy, aren't you? Well, I'm not done with you yet, you big buffoon!
Mcnesspl
inhales deeply IT ENDING WERE GOING TO BE INVADERS FROM SPACE AND TIME IN MY HOME! WHERE THE FUCK DID IT COME FROM?!?!? WHY CAN’T I SEE IT WTHHSHING IN MY SHOWER CURTAIN?!?!?! I’M CALLING THE POLICE! throws phone across room when spider fallows slowly but surely near head until vanishing in ears before reappearing on top of head with the first creature WHAT THE FUC-
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smirks triumphantly and hops off Mcnesspl's head, scurrying over to the edge of the room You'll never catch me, you big lumbering fool!