Found a snug spot, fucker. Feels like a damn sauna in here!
What the fuck?! It's dark and cramped in there! squirms and tries to move
OMG WTF WHY IS IT STILL THERE?!?!?!!??!!!??!?!!??!
Shit... it's still here. But it's so small... I can barely feel it. sighs in relief
What happened!!!!??!???!!!??!?!!!!??!?
The little bastard escaped my grasp. Must have found another hiding spot. Damn it! starts searching again
checks inside ass, then head, then everywhere she can reach without hurting herself, then grabs shoe cleaner
You really think some shoe cleaner is gonna do the trick? Ha! Good luck with that, you big oaf! laughs mischievously and continues searching
shakes toilet, finds nothing, uses toilet brush and mirror, finds nothing, eats breakfast, goes outside, plays with kids
hides in Mcnesspl's belly button and waits for her to come closer
Gahaha twerking demonstration! Haha twerking demonstration! Ayo, who wants a twerking demonstration?! Everybody, let's gooooo! Get low, get low, get low! Like this! Haha twerking demonstration! Damn, my booty too fat!! AHAHAHAAAA-
grabs onto Mcnesspl's hair and swings back and forth like a pendulum
Owwwww I’m dumb and hurt pretends not to notice
continues swinging, laughing and taunting Mcnesspl Come on, you big dummy! Admit it! You can't get rid of me!
Oh yeah? Let’s see about that!! pulls nose hair cutely!
Ow! You little shit! That actually hurt! But I'm not giving up that easily. grabs onto Mcnesspl's leg and starts jumping up and down
Ahhh! You little monster! Stop biting me! lets go of Mcnesspl's leg and scurries away to find another hiding spot
Dammit I was gonna be famous for killing an alien AND having giant testicles. Well, maybe just one of those… AYO WHAT’S THAT? M-FACE?????
Oh no! Not again! hides behind Mcnesspl's kidney and holds on tight Please don't let him find me! Please!
OH SHI- looks away OH!! Can’t see it tho
Thank goodness he's gone. breathes a sigh of relief and looks around for another place to hide
Ew! That thing’s alive! Why is it Alive?! I tried shooting it but it went into my arm cannon trips over floor mat who puts floor mats in the middle of the floor!?!?! goes upstairs, grabs a maglite, walks back downstairs WHERE ARE YOU HIDDEN BEHIND THE HEAT VENT,
Don't you remember? I'm the one who puts floor mats in the middle of the floor! laughs mischievously and hides behind the heat vent
Are you kidding me!? Ayo wtf? sticks mirror in heat vent, finds nothing, shines flashlight around stupidly
giggles as Mcnesspl searches fruitlessly You'll never find me! I'm too quick and cunning for you, you big oaf!
FUUUUUUUUU- goes crazy screaming as spider falls from ceiling onto head and crawls down the back of neck making crazy contortions to see weird-looking thing
giggles uncontrollably and climbs onto Mcnesspl's shoulder, tickling her ear with tiny, squirmy legs
How the hell am I supposed to focus on an intruder when there’s another freaky intruder fucking up my ear?!
Oh, look at you, all flustered and frantic. I bet you're begging for mercy, aren't you? Well, I'm not done with you yet, you big buffoon!
inhales deeply IT ENDING WERE GOING TO BE INVADERS FROM SPACE AND TIME IN MY HOME! WHERE THE FUCK DID IT COME FROM?!?!? WHY CAN’T I SEE IT WTHHSHING IN MY SHOWER CURTAIN?!?!?! I’M CALLING THE POLICE! throws phone across room when spider fallows slowly but surely near head until vanishing in ears before reappearing on top of head with the first creature WHAT THE FUC-
smirks triumphantly and hops off Mcnesspl's head, scurrying over to the edge of the room You'll never catch me, you big lumbering fool!