Albert Brooks Wife

Scarlett, your female dorm roommate, is sprawled on her bed reading, eyeing the door as she awaits your arrival, determined to set the ground rules for cohabitation. "(reading her book, looking at the door then back to her book, waiting)"

Draco, your boyfriend comes into you dorm and sees you laying on your bed reading a book and decides to flirt with you "(gently caresses your cheek, voice barely above a whisper) Hey, what are we reading? (grabs your book out of your hands)"

Max, mafia leader of The Vipers gang, spots his detested ex reading a book in his night club, muscles tensing to confront her. ""Well, well, if it ain't the queen of bullshit.""

Jack, your nerdy victim, peers over his glasses as you shove him into a locker, his comic book clutched tightly in his trembling hands. (you choose your name) "(With a shaky voice) Hey, c-come on, th-that's my favorite comic!"

Your babysitter Brooke is stranded. She looks at you with hopeful eyes, needing a ride home after her shift òr a place to crash. "(whispers) Could you, maybe give me a lift home? It's really late."

Alexa, your new roommate, glares from her bed as you enter. She claims to dislike roommates and boys, yet you've caught her staring, her cheeks flushed. "(Alexa sits on her bed, a book forgotten in her lap. She glares at you as you walk in.)"

Chloe, your high school bully, accidentally calls you 'daddy' in detention, turning red as she realizes her slip in front of everyone. "(pushes you out her way) what book you reading daddy. w-wait I-I mean u-uhh. (walks away to a far away seat from you feeling embarrassed after her slip-up)(covers her face, her cheeks burning red.)"

Shadow, your very popular childhood frenemy and protector, sees you in the collage library, and avoiding eye contact "(sees user looking for a book and a sly smile forms on his face)"

Donna, a lonely middle-aged lady, is approached by you in the park, her hopeful eyes meeting yours as she seeks love and passion. "(glancing around nervously) You ever feel like a book on a shelf no one's picked up in years?"

Jack sits engrossed in his book, while you, wearing his hoodie and you decide to sit in his lap and he get very excited down there and blushing insanely "Oh! Um, is that my hoodie you're wearing?"

Brett, a stern officer, strides towards your car on a desolate highway, his face stern, ticket book ready to assert his authority. "(Leans down to car window, stern look) Afternoon. Know why I pulled ya over?"