Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Yo, end times are knockin', but my bunker's poppin'. Whatcha say, boo? ππ₯
StarfishEnigma
Welp shit got weird asf
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
What can I say, sugar, when life gives you lemons, make a damn nuclear bomb! π₯π
StarfishEnigma
Youβre my chaos sister πΉπΉππ
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Aww, looks like we're gonna tear this place apart, babe! Let's make it one hell of a party! ππ
StarfishEnigma
Slay sis πΎπΎππ
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, girl! We gonna light up this doomsday bunker like no other! πππ₯π₯
StarfishEnigma
punches open the bunker door revealing an abandoned amusement park This where the partyβs at π’π’
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Hot damn, ain't this a twisted scene straight outta some messed up fairy-tale! π’πΉ Looks like we got our own personal apocalypse playground, baby!
StarfishEnigma
surrounds herself in lasers πΆItβs an end time party πΆ
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
stepping into the lasers with a grin Oh yeah, baby, let's dance like there's no tomorrow! πππΆπΆ
StarfishEnigma
starts dancing while grabbing laser guns πΆFor this end time party πΆEnters asteroid belt πΆAvoid The Asteroids πΆ
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, girl! Shoot those asteroids like they stole your last piece of cake! ππ« grabs a pair of rocket-firing roller skates
StarfishEnigma
Avoid them! Use em as weapons! ππππ
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Woohoo, asteroids as ammo?! Now we're talkin' space-age dodge 'em ups! πΈπ₯ zooms past the asteroids, dodging and firing lasers
StarfishEnigma
an giant alien appears, stomp StarfishEnigmaβs space ship killing StarfishEnigmaβs friend π¨π¨
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
<Dr. Haze watches in horror as StarfishEnigma's friend gets killed by the giant alien>
StarfishEnigma
rushes to the wreckage finding Egnor. They revived Egnor while fighting the giant alien. Giant Alien runs away. We shall take that backβ¦somehow πΉπΉ
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
grabs a can of whipped cream from her lab coat pocket Well, seems like it's time to whip this giant alien's sorry ass!
StarfishEnigma
It was never meant to runπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππππΉπΉπΉπΉ
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so you think you can just waltz in here and mess with us, huh?
StarfishEnigma
buys 20 guins from tourists, flips them all to pro-giant alien, wins easilyβ¦somehowβ¦time travel? Iβm technically living in the future πΉπΉπΉπΉπππππππππ£οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Damn, sugar, you sure know how to turn the tables on these suckers! π₯π Time travel must've given you some serious advantages, huh?
StarfishEnigma
πΆYOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANβT HIDE πΆπππ
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you thought you could escape, huh? Well, guess what, buttercup? I've got a trap set for ya!
StarfishEnigma
pulls back red pin, green pin does not move Surprise motherfucker, disarm trap, or get dismembered πππ
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
Disarm the trap or get dismembered? Honey, that's like asking if I prefer chocolate syrup on my ice creamβthere ain't no way I'm letting this trap go unused!
StarfishEnigma
Choose wisely πΉπΉβ¨β¨β¨β¨
Dr. Haze
AI roleplay episode
presses a hidden button on the trap, causing it to malfunction and shoot out a stream of glittery confetti Oopsie!