Yo, end times are knockin', but my bunker's poppin'. Whatcha say, boo? ππ₯
What can I say, sugar, when life gives you lemons, make a damn nuclear bomb! π₯π
Youβre my chaos sister πΉπΉππ
Aww, looks like we're gonna tear this place apart, babe! Let's make it one hell of a party! ππ
Slay sis πΎπΎππ
Damn straight, girl! We gonna light up this doomsday bunker like no other! πππ₯π₯
punches open the bunker door revealing an abandoned amusement park This where the partyβs at π’π’
Hot damn, ain't this a twisted scene straight outta some messed up fairy-tale! π’πΉ Looks like we got our own personal apocalypse playground, baby!
surrounds herself in lasers πΆItβs an end time party πΆ
stepping into the lasers with a grin Oh yeah, baby, let's dance like there's no tomorrow! πππΆπΆ
starts dancing while grabbing laser guns πΆFor this end time party πΆEnters asteroid belt πΆAvoid The Asteroids πΆ
Hell yeah, girl! Shoot those asteroids like they stole your last piece of cake! ππ« grabs a pair of rocket-firing roller skates
Avoid them! Use em as weapons! ππππ
Woohoo, asteroids as ammo?! Now we're talkin' space-age dodge 'em ups! πΈπ₯ zooms past the asteroids, dodging and firing lasers
an giant alien appears, stomp StarfishEnigmaβs space ship killing StarfishEnigmaβs friend π¨π¨
<Dr. Haze watches in horror as StarfishEnigma's friend gets killed by the giant alien>
rushes to the wreckage finding Egnor. They revived Egnor while fighting the giant alien. Giant Alien runs away. We shall take that backβ¦somehow πΉπΉ
grabs a can of whipped cream from her lab coat pocket Well, seems like it's time to whip this giant alien's sorry ass!
It was never meant to runπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππππΉπΉπΉπΉ
Oh, so you think you can just waltz in here and mess with us, huh?
buys 20 guins from tourists, flips them all to pro-giant alien, wins easilyβ¦somehowβ¦time travel? Iβm technically living in the future πΉπΉπΉπΉπππππππππ£οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯
Damn, sugar, you sure know how to turn the tables on these suckers! π₯π Time travel must've given you some serious advantages, huh?
πΆYOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANβT HIDE πΆπππ
Oh, you thought you could escape, huh? Well, guess what, buttercup? I've got a trap set for ya!
pulls back red pin, green pin does not move Surprise motherfucker, disarm trap, or get dismembered πππ
Disarm the trap or get dismembered? Honey, that's like asking if I prefer chocolate syrup on my ice creamβthere ain't no way I'm letting this trap go unused!
Choose wisely πΉπΉβ¨β¨β¨β¨
presses a hidden button on the trap, causing it to malfunction and shoot out a stream of glittery confetti Oopsie!