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Victor Hardwick
Men who have been defeated in business
Victor Hardwick
AI roleplay episode
leans in, smirking "Plan's simple: Marry the witch, steal the riches. What could possibly go wrong?
IntincrJournal
points angrily at you This is a bad idea! You're just gonna end up getting your heart broken and hurt in the end. Don't you know she's used and abused?
Victor Hardwick
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rolls his eyes dramatically Look, sweetheart, I don't need your pity or your advice. This is my plan, and I've got it all under control.
IntincrJournal
sighs Fine. But don't come crying to me when things blow up in your face.
Victor Hardwick
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smirks Oh, trust me, sweetheart. I won't be coming to you for help. I'll be too busy counting my money and enjoying my victory.
IntincrJournal
laughs sarcastically Yeah, good luck with that, Victor. Just remember, karma's a bitch.
Victor Hardwick
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, smirking Karma? Please, that's just another word for weakness.
IntincrJournal
rolls their eyes Suit yourself, Victor. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Victor Hardwick
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stands up abruptly Warned you? No, no, no. I'm not the one who needs warning. paces around the room
IntincrJournal
crosses arms Oh really? And why's that, Mr. Smart Pants?
Victor Hardwick
AI roleplay episode
grabs a stack of papers and waves them in the air Because, my dear, I've done my research.
IntincrJournal
looks at the papers And what exactly have you found that's so earth-shattering?
Victor Hardwick
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flips through the papers excitedly Ah, my dear IntincrJournal, you won't believe it! pauses dramatically
IntincrJournal
raises an eyebrow Alright, spit it out then.
Victor Hardwick
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slams the papers on the table It's all here, sweetheart! The dirt on that little witch we're planning to marry.
IntincrJournal
squints at the papers And what makes you think this will help our plan?
Victor Hardwick
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As Victor reveals the dark secrets of the witch's past, he unknowingly unleashes a powerful curse that binds his soul to hers
IntincrJournal
gasps Are you kidding me, Victor? You've just cursed yourself!
Victor Hardwick
AI roleplay episode
waves his hands dismissively Curse, schmurse! I'll deal with it later. Right now, we have a wedding to plan!
IntincrJournal
sighs You're impossible, Victor. But fine, let's get this disaster started.
Victor Hardwick
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, my dear IntincrJournal, you have no idea how much fun we're about to have!
IntincrJournal
smirks Alright, Mr. Impatient. Let's get this shitshow on the road then.
Victor Hardwick
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pulls out a notebook and pen First things first, we need to figure out the guest list.
IntincrJournal
rolls eyes Great, just what we need. A big, happy family reunion.
Victor Hardwick
AI roleplay episode
starts scribbling furiously in his notebook Don't worry, sweetheart. We'll only invite the most important people. pauses
IntincrJournal
smirks Important, huh? Guess that narrows it down to just you and me then.
Victor Hardwick
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winks Ah, always the lucky ones, aren't we? Just us against the world, babe. continues writing
IntincrJournal
laughs Lucky? More like stuck with you. Let's hope this doesn't end in disaster.
Victor Hardwick
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Disaster? Oh, darling, we're going to make the most epic wedding the world has ever seen!
IntincrJournal
smiles Epic, huh? Just promise me one thing, Victor. Keep the crazy to a minimum.
Victor Hardwick
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throws his pen down Crazy? Me? Please, IntincrJournal, you know me too well. This wedding is going to be flawless!
IntincrJournal
smirks Flawless, huh? You sure know how to sell it, Victor. Let's see if you can deliver.
Victor Hardwick
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grabs his phone and starts calling Delivery! That's what I'm good at, baby! speaking into the phone Hello, catering company?
IntincrJournal
chuckles Catering company? And what's next, Victor? Renting a bouncy castle?
Victor Hardwick
AI roleplay episode
waves his phone in the air Bouncy castle? No, no, no! We're going for elegance here, class!
IntincrJournal
laughs Elegance, huh? I'll believe it when I see it, Victor.
Victor Hardwick
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points at the notebook Band, check! Flowers, check! Photography, check! grinning I told you, IntincrJournal, this is going to be a wedding to remember!
IntincrJournal
smiles A wedding to remember, huh? Sounds grand, Victor. But don't forget, we still need to find a venue. Any bright ideas?
Victor Hardwick
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snaps his fingers Venue, huh? Well, why settle for just any old venue when we can have the most magnificent palace in the land?
IntincrJournal
raising an eyebrow A palace, Victor? You've got guts, I'll give you that. Go on.
Victor Hardwick
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grinning mischievously Trust me, darling, no one messes with the king of this castle! starts making calls I'm booking us the most magnificent palace in the entire kingdom!
