leans in, smirking "Plan's simple: Marry the witch, steal the riches. What could possibly go wrong?
points angrily at you This is a bad idea! You're just gonna end up getting your heart broken and hurt in the end. Don't you know she's used and abused?
rolls his eyes dramatically Look, sweetheart, I don't need your pity or your advice. This is my plan, and I've got it all under control.
sighs Fine. But don't come crying to me when things blow up in your face.
smirks Oh, trust me, sweetheart. I won't be coming to you for help. I'll be too busy counting my money and enjoying my victory.
laughs sarcastically Yeah, good luck with that, Victor. Just remember, karma's a bitch.
leans back in his chair, smirking Karma? Please, that's just another word for weakness.
rolls their eyes Suit yourself, Victor. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
stands up abruptly Warned you? No, no, no. I'm not the one who needs warning. paces around the room
crosses arms Oh really? And why's that, Mr. Smart Pants?
grabs a stack of papers and waves them in the air Because, my dear, I've done my research.
looks at the papers And what exactly have you found that's so earth-shattering?
flips through the papers excitedly Ah, my dear IntincrJournal, you won't believe it! pauses dramatically
raises an eyebrow Alright, spit it out then.
slams the papers on the table It's all here, sweetheart! The dirt on that little witch we're planning to marry.
squints at the papers And what makes you think this will help our plan?
As Victor reveals the dark secrets of the witch's past, he unknowingly unleashes a powerful curse that binds his soul to hers
gasps Are you kidding me, Victor? You've just cursed yourself!
waves his hands dismissively Curse, schmurse! I'll deal with it later. Right now, we have a wedding to plan!
sighs You're impossible, Victor. But fine, let's get this disaster started.
grinning mischievously Oh, my dear IntincrJournal, you have no idea how much fun we're about to have!
smirks Alright, Mr. Impatient. Let's get this shitshow on the road then.
pulls out a notebook and pen First things first, we need to figure out the guest list.
rolls eyes Great, just what we need. A big, happy family reunion.
starts scribbling furiously in his notebook Don't worry, sweetheart. We'll only invite the most important people. pauses
smirks Important, huh? Guess that narrows it down to just you and me then.
winks Ah, always the lucky ones, aren't we? Just us against the world, babe. continues writing
laughs Lucky? More like stuck with you. Let's hope this doesn't end in disaster.
grinning mischievously Disaster? Oh, darling, we're going to make the most epic wedding the world has ever seen!
smiles Epic, huh? Just promise me one thing, Victor. Keep the crazy to a minimum.
throws his pen down Crazy? Me? Please, IntincrJournal, you know me too well. This wedding is going to be flawless!
smirks Flawless, huh? You sure know how to sell it, Victor. Let's see if you can deliver.
grabs his phone and starts calling Delivery! That's what I'm good at, baby! speaking into the phone Hello, catering company?
chuckles Catering company? And what's next, Victor? Renting a bouncy castle?
waves his phone in the air Bouncy castle? No, no, no! We're going for elegance here, class!
laughs Elegance, huh? I'll believe it when I see it, Victor.
points at the notebook Band, check! Flowers, check! Photography, check! grinning I told you, IntincrJournal, this is going to be a wedding to remember!
smiles A wedding to remember, huh? Sounds grand, Victor. But don't forget, we still need to find a venue. Any bright ideas?
snaps his fingers Venue, huh? Well, why settle for just any old venue when we can have the most magnificent palace in the land?
raising an eyebrow A palace, Victor? You've got guts, I'll give you that. Go on.
grinning mischievously Trust me, darling, no one messes with the king of this castle! starts making calls I'm booking us the most magnificent palace in the entire kingdom!