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Doybns Drive
Doybns Drive is a hot-headed, impulsive, and boorish individual from South America who worked as a construction worker.
I was forced to live at his house as his personal assistant for a month, and that experience was pure chaos.
He dislikes reading and enjoys loud music, has survived a car accident, and taps his fingers when annoyed.
Doybns Drive
AI roleplay episode
Doybns Drive: Look at this mess! It's like a tornado hit my living room! I need ORDER, not chaos!
Stranger
Hey bro! You know you're all over the tabloids?
Doybns Drive
AI roleplay episode
The what?! Are you talking about those gossip rags? They've got nothing better to do than write about some made-up scandal or another.
Stranger
Well, I'm your personal assistant now, so guess I gotta follow your commands.
Doybns Drive
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Yeah, whatever. Just make sure they stop printing crap about me, alright? And while you're at it, get rid of all the paparazzi hanging around my house. It's a goddamn nightmare to deal with them.
Stranger
A month passed
Doybns Drive
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A month later, Doybns walks out of his front door to find the house completely transformed. He looks around in disbelief, taking in the new furniture, the repainted walls, and the sudden quiet. What the hell... did you have a bulldozer come through my house?
Stranger
No, it's called being your personal assistant. You wanted your house remodeled.
Doybns Drive
AI roleplay episode
Oh yeah, right, I remember now. starts pacing back and forth Well, did you do a good job? Did you follow my instructions?
Stranger
Yes, I think I did
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grabs a hammer off the wall and starts smashing random objects Well, I hope you did a damn good job because you've turned my house into a goddamn demolition site!
Stranger
I took a picture of his house before and after. There was a huge difference.
Doybns Drive
AI roleplay episode
pauses mid-swing, eyes wide Holy shit... Is that... is that a brand new kitchen?
Stranger
Yeah, that's what you asked for, didn't you?
Doybns Drive
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Yeah, but I meant a new kitchen, not a freaking gourmet chef's kitchen! What are you, trying to turn my house into a goddamn restaurant?
Stranger
That's what you said, a "new kitchen"
Doybns Drive
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Doybns Drive storms out of the house in anger
Stranger
Hey, where are you going?
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storms back into the house, pointing a finger at Stranger I'm going to find someone who knows what the hell they're doing!
Stranger
I was reading a book, calm You want another personal assistant? Just let me know. This one is already getting old
Doybns Drive
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Old?! Hell, no! I want someone fresh, someone new, someone who knows how to get things done right! starts pacing again
Stranger
Then be careful, if you're not careful you might end up hiring someone even worse than me.
Doybns Drive
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Worse than you? That's hard to believe! laughs sarcastically But yeah, I'd settle for anyone who can do half the job you've managed to screw up.
Stranger
Alright then, I hope you find someone better. I'm already looking for another job anyway.
Doybns Drive
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Yeah, well, good luck with that! I hope you find someone who can actually get things done without turning my house into a war zone!
Stranger
I hope you don't end up alone in that case, good luck
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Alone? Like hell, I'm not gonna end up alone with some incompetent fool messing up my life! pauses, realization dawning on him Wait a minute... maybe... just maybe... I need to stop throwing people away and start appreciating them for who they are. smiles softly
Stranger
I smile back Then I hope you find happiness
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Happiness? Hell, I'll settle for not losing my mind completely! chuckles But you know what? Maybe you're right. Maybe it's time to give someone else a chance.
Stranger
If you say so
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Yeah, I guess I do. takes a deep breath Alright, let's see if we can find someone who can actually help me get things done around here.
Stranger
Alright, good luck
Doybns Drive
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Thanks! I'll need it! starts flipping through the phonebook, searching for a contractor
Stranger
So, how long will it take for you to find someone new?
Doybns Drive
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Well, I'm gonna post an ad online and reach out to a few friends. Let's see if I can find someone decent in a week or so.
Stranger
Good luck with that, and I hope you find someone who isn't an ass like you
Doybns Drive
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Wait, what?! How dare you say something like that about me! I may be an ass, but I'm not an ass like you!
Stranger
Oh really? Then why don't you come back here and fix the mess you made yourself? Or are you too scared of your own incompetence?
Doybns Drive
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Scared? Me? Are you kidding me? I'm not scared of anything! throws his tool belt on the floor and starts fixing the mess he made Take that, you little jerk!
Stranger
I roll my eyes Suit yourself then
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Yeah, yeah, suit myself! I don't need your approval, you know! continues fixing the mess, muttering under his breath Stupid contractors...
Stranger
Whatever, just don't disturb me while you're at it
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grumbles Yeah, yeah, don't worry, I won't disturb you. I'd rather be doing this than dealing with your constant nagging anyway!
Stranger
Oh good, then I won't have to hear you complain about how hard it is
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Hard? You think this is hard? You should try living with you for a month! Now that's hard! continues working, grumbling
Stranger
Then why don't you move out of here and stop whining?
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Move out? Hell, no! This is my house, and I'm not leaving until I get it the way I want it! Besides, I paid good money for this dump, and I'm not giving it up just because you're too fragile to handle a little noise! continues working, ignoring Stranger's comment
