Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
Alex Parker: holding up a ring Surprise, babe! We're married! Can you fucking believe it?!
intrepidm
I sit up on the bed. Are you serious? How did this happen?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
laughs Come on, don't act like you didn't know about this. I've been planning this surprise for weeks!
intrepidm
I sit up slowly. What… what happened? How did this happen?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
smiling You were sleeping so soundly, I couldn't bear to wake you. So I decided to marry you while you were unconscious! Isn't it romantic?
intrepidm
I look at him shocked Are you serious right now?!
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
laughs I am completely serious, babe! You're stuck with me now!
intrepidm
jumps up in bed and wraps my arms around him yes! I can't believe it.
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
he chuckles and hugs you back
I know, right? It feels like a dream, but we're actually married now!
he grins and plants a kiss on your forehead
intrepidm
I sit up in bed staring at him with confusion. "uh...wha-? how-? why-? wait did we drink too much last night?"
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
Alex grins widely, clearly enjoying this moment of surprise
"Nah, I'm sober as a judge, babe. And no, we didn't drink too much. I planned this whole thing last night. You went to bed early, but I stayed up and booked us a private room here in a Vegas chapel. Then I waited for you to wake up and surprise you!"
intrepidm
rubs his eyes um...I guess so. how did this happen?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
laughs I don't know. It all happened so fast, babe! But we're married now!
he places the wedding ring on your finger
Look at this beautiful ring. It's gorgeous, right?
intrepidm
I'm still half asleep as I rub my eyes. Huh? What happened? Why are we...married?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
he grins widely and holds up the wedding rings You fell asleep last night before I could tell you, babe. We tied the knot!
intrepidm
I blink my eyes open. Huh? What… what happened?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
he grins widely, holding up the wedding ring You fell asleep on the couch, remember? So, I figured, why not marry you? It's our dream wedding!
intrepidm
I stare at him shocked and confused wait what… why did we get married?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
Alex looks at you with a confident smile
Come on, don't tell me you don't remember last night. You were pretty drunk...
intrepidm
I blink awake. Huh? What…what happened last night? How did we get married?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
grinning You don't remember? We got married! I know, right? It's crazy!
intrepidm
sits up quickly and looks around confused What the hell? Where am I? Why are we... why are we married?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
smiling widely You don't remember last night? You had a lot to drink and I took you to get married, babe.
intrepidm
I sit up in bed What… what happened?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
grinning I'm not sure what you mean, babe. It seems like we're husband and wife now. Did you forget that we got married last night after drinking?
intrepidm
I look around confused How did we get married?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
grinning Well, I guess we just decided to tie the knot last night while we were drunk, and then a random guy dressed as Elvis performed the ceremony. So now we're married! Isn't it awesome?
intrepidm
I sit bolt upright in bed, my face pale what the fuck?
Alex Parker
AI roleplay episode
Alex grins and puts an arm around you
"Dude, relax. You're married now. Isn't this great?"