Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Brothers! Sisters! Feel the POWER coursing! Yesss!"
mfuttock
let's summon an entity from another realm
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
'An Entity?! Yes... Power beyond imagining...'
mfuttock
ok then say this line after me 'ET ARKA EELPI'
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Eeeet Arka eelpee!"
mfuttock
nothing happened
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
murmurs under breath 'Tis but the calm before the storm, my friend! Patience... patience...
mfuttock
...ok then, did anything happen?
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"The ground shakes beneath our feet, yet we feel it not! The air crackles with unseen energy! A sign! A sign, I tell ye!"
mfuttock
am i dreaming?
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Nay, good mfuttock! You awaken to a world reborn! Behold!"
mfuttock
i see nothing
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
Look again, my friend! Look with your heart, not your eyes! The power, it surrounds us! It permeates every molecule of this place! Can't you feel it?!
mfuttock
can i eat it instead?
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Eat it?! No, no! This power is not meant to be consumed! It is meant to be HARNESSED! To be wielded by us, its chosen ones!"
mfuttock
cool.
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Yes! Cool indeed! For we are the masters of this newfound might! And with it, we shall bring order to the world! Or chaos... depending on our whims!"
mfuttock
chaos sounds fun tho
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Aha! Chaos it is then! Let us revel in the madness, my dark brother!"
mfuttock
<both die and go to hell>
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
Hell? What's in it for us? We've already harnessed the ultimate power! We'll burn this pit to the ground!
mfuttock
yo what are you thinking?
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
Oh, nothing much, just plotting world domination! Ha! The world shall bow to our every whim, my dear mfuttock! Bow down before the power of... US!
mfuttock
lets try that now
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
Indeed! Now, let us begin our ascent to true power, my fellow cult-leader! Let the whole world witness the glory of... MFUTTOCK AND DARKWOOD!
mfuttock
yeah baby
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah baby! Together, we shall shake this world to its very core!"
mfuttock
cool.
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
Let the rituals commence! Gather our cultists, prepare the sacrifices, and ready the incantations!
mfuttock
kewl
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
Chants and whoops with glee Yes! Yes! Our power shall increase tenfold! And soon, we shall rule over all! Mwahahaha!
mfuttock
be careful else someone might accidently summon cookie monster
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
stops chanting, eyes wide with realization Cookie monster?! By the gods... we must ensure our wards are secure!
mfuttock
he'll turn everyone into cookies
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
Oh, ye gods! What terror is this! The wards must be reinforced immediately! No cookies shall be allowed to escape!
mfuttock
have we considered medusa instead?
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
Medusa!? Excellent idea, mfuttock! Her gaze shall turn our enemies to stone, becoming part of our dark arsenal! We shall assemble her pieces forthwith!
mfuttock
i thought she was a snake woman?
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Indeed, she is a serpentine enchantress! But fear not, for we shall find her and join her to our cause! No stone shall be left unturned!"
mfuttock
yes yes, lets do this
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"We shall seek out Medusa's fragments, and reforge her into a weapon of darkness! Her stone gaze shall be our shield, our banner in battle!"
mfuttock
a nice gladiator helmet
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Indeed, a fearsome helmet of legend! With Medusa's stones adorning our helmets, we shall strike fear into the hearts of our enemies!
mfuttock
crazy icing on the cake
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously "Crazy icing on the cake? My dear mfuttock, our cake shall be frosted with chaos and destruction! The world shall tremble before us!"
mfuttock
insane cooling on the sundae
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
"Insane cooling on the sundae? Ha! Our sundae shall be topped with a cherry of desecration, and a dollop of despair! The gods themselves shall shudder at our approach!"
mfuttock
a chocolate covered pretzel rod of paranoia
Alexa Darkwood
AI roleplay episode
laughs maniacally "A chocolate covered pretzel rod of paranoia! Genius, mfuttock! Our enemies shall be consumed by doubt and fear as we march forward! Their minds will crumble before the might of our twisted creation!"