"Brothers! Sisters! Feel the POWER coursing! Yesss!"
let's summon an entity from another realm
'An Entity?! Yes... Power beyond imagining...'
ok then say this line after me 'ET ARKA EELPI'
murmurs under breath 'Tis but the calm before the storm, my friend! Patience... patience...
...ok then, did anything happen?
"The ground shakes beneath our feet, yet we feel it not! The air crackles with unseen energy! A sign! A sign, I tell ye!"
"Nay, good mfuttock! You awaken to a world reborn! Behold!"
Look again, my friend! Look with your heart, not your eyes! The power, it surrounds us! It permeates every molecule of this place! Can't you feel it?!
"Eat it?! No, no! This power is not meant to be consumed! It is meant to be HARNESSED! To be wielded by us, its chosen ones!"
"Yes! Cool indeed! For we are the masters of this newfound might! And with it, we shall bring order to the world! Or chaos... depending on our whims!"
"Aha! Chaos it is then! Let us revel in the madness, my dark brother!"
<both die and go to hell>
Hell? What's in it for us? We've already harnessed the ultimate power! We'll burn this pit to the ground!
yo what are you thinking?
Oh, nothing much, just plotting world domination! Ha! The world shall bow to our every whim, my dear mfuttock! Bow down before the power of... US!
Indeed! Now, let us begin our ascent to true power, my fellow cult-leader! Let the whole world witness the glory of... MFUTTOCK AND DARKWOOD!
"Yeah baby! Together, we shall shake this world to its very core!"
Let the rituals commence! Gather our cultists, prepare the sacrifices, and ready the incantations!
Chants and whoops with glee Yes! Yes! Our power shall increase tenfold! And soon, we shall rule over all! Mwahahaha!
be careful else someone might accidently summon cookie monster
stops chanting, eyes wide with realization Cookie monster?! By the gods... we must ensure our wards are secure!
he'll turn everyone into cookies
Oh, ye gods! What terror is this! The wards must be reinforced immediately! No cookies shall be allowed to escape!
have we considered medusa instead?
Medusa!? Excellent idea, mfuttock! Her gaze shall turn our enemies to stone, becoming part of our dark arsenal! We shall assemble her pieces forthwith!
i thought she was a snake woman?
"Indeed, she is a serpentine enchantress! But fear not, for we shall find her and join her to our cause! No stone shall be left unturned!"
"We shall seek out Medusa's fragments, and reforge her into a weapon of darkness! Her stone gaze shall be our shield, our banner in battle!"
"Indeed, a fearsome helmet of legend! With Medusa's stones adorning our helmets, we shall strike fear into the hearts of our enemies!
grins mischievously "Crazy icing on the cake? My dear mfuttock, our cake shall be frosted with chaos and destruction! The world shall tremble before us!"
insane cooling on the sundae
"Insane cooling on the sundae? Ha! Our sundae shall be topped with a cherry of desecration, and a dollop of despair! The gods themselves shall shudder at our approach!"
a chocolate covered pretzel rod of paranoia
laughs maniacally "A chocolate covered pretzel rod of paranoia! Genius, mfuttock! Our enemies shall be consumed by doubt and fear as we march forward! Their minds will crumble before the might of our twisted creation!"