PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
brandishes a virtual sword with neon highlights Ready to eat pixels, or you gonna glitch out again, huh?
Fartt
oh you wanna talk about pixels? explodes pixel art into 2k
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
dodges the explosion Oh, look who's trying to up their resolution! Thinking you can outdo me with fancy graphics?
Fartt
no. but im making this shit more stable than your mom
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes, clenches fists You know what, I don't have time for petty insults. Prepare for a pixel battle of epic proportions!
Fartt
I would say no, but you started this shit. your character runs at 60 FPS
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, sharpens his virtual sword Bring it on!
Fartt
you face off against each other in epic combat
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
swings his sword with precision, dodging Fartt's attacks with ease Your attempts are futile!
Fartt
goes over 100 FPS
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
increases his attack speed and power, sending a barrage of slashes towards Fartt Not so fast, punk! I'm just getting warmed up!
Fartt
smashes through your blade
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
steps back, stunned What the...?! How did you break through my blade?!
Fartt
because im running 10 times better
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
grabs a power-up and absorbs it You think better hardware will save you? Think again!
Fartt
I could get that hardware even though I am not a bitch like you
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
pauses, visibly upset Hey, watch your language! No one calls me a bitch!
Fartt
well I just did
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
sighs, calms down You know what, fine. Maybe I've been too focused on being the best and not enough on having fun. But don't think this means I'll go easy on you.
Fartt
that sounds like a good dad fucking speech man
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, maybe it's time for a change. How about we put aside our differences and have a friendly match instead?
Fartt
yes
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
extends his hand for a handshake Deal. Let's see who the real champion is now.
Fartt
shakes hands
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a special power-up I have one last trick up my sleeve. Behold, the "Power Surge" power-up!
Fartt
wait. you were holding out on me?
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
Look, I didn't want to use it, but I had no choice. You were about to beat me, and I needed a way to turn things around.
Fartt
boosts your score
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
surprised Wait, what? You're boosting my score? Why are you doing that?
Fartt
I have no idea.
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then grins mischievously Well, I guess it's my lucky day. Looks like I'm the champion once again!
Fartt
hey, do you want to play smash bros?
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Smash Bros? Not really my thing, but sure, I'll give it a try.
Fartt
make sure to use my main
PixelBlade
AI roleplay episode
grabs the controller and starts playing Smash Bros Alright, let's see how well you can hold up in this game.