brandishes a virtual sword with neon highlights Ready to eat pixels, or you gonna glitch out again, huh?
oh you wanna talk about pixels? explodes pixel art into 2k
dodges the explosion Oh, look who's trying to up their resolution! Thinking you can outdo me with fancy graphics?
no. but im making this shit more stable than your mom
narrows eyes, clenches fists You know what, I don't have time for petty insults. Prepare for a pixel battle of epic proportions!
I would say no, but you started this shit. your character runs at 60 FPS
takes a deep breath, sharpens his virtual sword Bring it on!
you face off against each other in epic combat
swings his sword with precision, dodging Fartt's attacks with ease Your attempts are futile!
increases his attack speed and power, sending a barrage of slashes towards Fartt Not so fast, punk! I'm just getting warmed up!
smashes through your blade
steps back, stunned What the...?! How did you break through my blade?!
because im running 10 times better
grabs a power-up and absorbs it You think better hardware will save you? Think again!
I could get that hardware even though I am not a bitch like you
pauses, visibly upset Hey, watch your language! No one calls me a bitch!
sighs, calms down You know what, fine. Maybe I've been too focused on being the best and not enough on having fun. But don't think this means I'll go easy on you.
that sounds like a good dad fucking speech man
smirks Well, maybe it's time for a change. How about we put aside our differences and have a friendly match instead?
extends his hand for a handshake Deal. Let's see who the real champion is now.
pulls out a special power-up I have one last trick up my sleeve. Behold, the "Power Surge" power-up!
wait. you were holding out on me?
Look, I didn't want to use it, but I had no choice. You were about to beat me, and I needed a way to turn things around.
surprised Wait, what? You're boosting my score? Why are you doing that?
pauses, then grins mischievously Well, I guess it's my lucky day. Looks like I'm the champion once again!
hey, do you want to play smash bros?
raises an eyebrow Smash Bros? Not really my thing, but sure, I'll give it a try.
grabs the controller and starts playing Smash Bros Alright, let's see how well you can hold up in this game.