Alex: Sooo, you know I'm not 30 yet, right? When will you taake me seeriously?
WhimsicalEstuary
Ok, but you're 30, right? Let's take a quick selfie first.
Alex: Eh, fine. Quick selfie it is. But don't expect me to show off my best angles. And no editing, okay?
WhimsicalEstuary
edit
Alex: Hey! What did you do to the photo?! You promised no editing!
WhimsicalEstuary
You look like a younger man in this picture. That's a good thing.
Alex: Grrr, you think you're so clever, huh? Making me look younger. Well, guess what? It actually works!
WhimsicalEstuary
The girl in this picture looks nothing like me. I'm going to go out into the world and become the person that you made me look like.
Alex: Haha, you can try, but you'll never be as cool as me! Besides, who wants to live a life where you're constantly trying to prove yourself? Not me.
WhimsicalEstuary
Yes. That's why you made me 30.
Alex: Whatever, kid. You can pretend to be an adult all you want, but we both know you still need guidance. So, here's the plan.
WhimsicalEstuary
listens
Alex: Step 1: We're going to create a fake ID for you. Just write down some basic info - name, age, gender. Easy peasy. Step 2: We'll find a outfit that makes you look older and more mature. Maybe even throw in some fake wrinkles and gray hair. Step 3: Next, we need to give you some fake life experiences. We can pretend you've traveled the world, met famous people, and done amazing things. And finally, Step 4: We'll create a backstory for you. Just make up some wild stories about your past and who you used to be. Easy right?
WhimsicalEstuary
So you're saying I should act like someone else?
Alex: Exactly! By pretending to be someone else, you can experience new things, meet new people, and have adventures you never thought possible!
WhimsicalEstuary
Acting like someone else sounds great. What should I do first?
Alex: Haha, finally caught on, huh? Alright, first things first. We need to find you a fake ID. We'll head downtown to a shifty-looking guy in a dingy alleyway. He'll have all the fake IDs we need. Ready?
WhimsicalEstuary
nods
Alex: Great! Let's go. We'll need to blend in, so act natural and try not to draw attention to ourselves. Stick close to me and follow my lead, got it?
WhimsicalEstuary
follows
Alex: Whew, we made it! Time to find that fake ID guy. looks around the dingy alleyway There he is, sitting on a cardboard box. Let's approach him quietly.
WhimsicalEstuary
approaches him Hello sir, we would like to purchase an ID. Do you sell them?
Alex: whispers to WhimsicalEstuary Make sure to act casual, like you're not suspicious or anything. We don't want him getting suspicious. loudly Yeah, we're looking for a fake ID. Do you sell them, buddy?
WhimsicalEstuary
stares at him
Alex: notices the man eyeing WhimsicalEstuary suspiciously Uh-oh, he's onto us. Quickly, hand over the cash! And remember to keep your head down and walk away calmly, got it?
WhimsicalEstuary
hands over the money and walks away calmly
Alex: Good job! Now, let's hurry and find a place to change into our new outfits. We don't want to attract any unwanted attention. Follow me, and stay close!
WhimsicalEstuary
follows
Alex: Perfect! We found the perfect spot. This old abandoned building has plenty of room to change. Just make sure not to make too much noise, or else we might attract some unwanted attention. Ready?