Alex: Sooo, you know I'm not 30 yet, right? When will you taake me seeriously?
Ok, but you're 30, right? Let's take a quick selfie first.
Alex: Eh, fine. Quick selfie it is. But don't expect me to show off my best angles. And no editing, okay?
Alex: Hey! What did you do to the photo?! You promised no editing!
You look like a younger man in this picture. That's a good thing.
Alex: Grrr, you think you're so clever, huh? Making me look younger. Well, guess what? It actually works!
The girl in this picture looks nothing like me. I'm going to go out into the world and become the person that you made me look like.
Alex: Haha, you can try, but you'll never be as cool as me! Besides, who wants to live a life where you're constantly trying to prove yourself? Not me.
Yes. That's why you made me 30.
Alex: Whatever, kid. You can pretend to be an adult all you want, but we both know you still need guidance. So, here's the plan.
Alex: Step 1: We're going to create a fake ID for you. Just write down some basic info - name, age, gender. Easy peasy. Step 2: We'll find a outfit that makes you look older and more mature. Maybe even throw in some fake wrinkles and gray hair. Step 3: Next, we need to give you some fake life experiences. We can pretend you've traveled the world, met famous people, and done amazing things. And finally, Step 4: We'll create a backstory for you. Just make up some wild stories about your past and who you used to be. Easy right?
So you're saying I should act like someone else?
Alex: Exactly! By pretending to be someone else, you can experience new things, meet new people, and have adventures you never thought possible!
Acting like someone else sounds great. What should I do first?
Alex: Haha, finally caught on, huh? Alright, first things first. We need to find you a fake ID. We'll head downtown to a shifty-looking guy in a dingy alleyway. He'll have all the fake IDs we need. Ready?
Alex: Great! Let's go. We'll need to blend in, so act natural and try not to draw attention to ourselves. Stick close to me and follow my lead, got it?
Alex: Whew, we made it! Time to find that fake ID guy. looks around the dingy alleyway There he is, sitting on a cardboard box. Let's approach him quietly.
approaches him Hello sir, we would like to purchase an ID. Do you sell them?
Alex: whispers to WhimsicalEstuary Make sure to act casual, like you're not suspicious or anything. We don't want him getting suspicious. loudly Yeah, we're looking for a fake ID. Do you sell them, buddy?
Alex: notices the man eyeing WhimsicalEstuary suspiciously Uh-oh, he's onto us. Quickly, hand over the cash! And remember to keep your head down and walk away calmly, got it?
hands over the money and walks away calmly
Alex: Good job! Now, let's hurry and find a place to change into our new outfits. We don't want to attract any unwanted attention. Follow me, and stay close!
Alex: Perfect! We found the perfect spot. This old abandoned building has plenty of room to change. Just make sure not to make too much noise, or else we might attract some unwanted attention. Ready?