Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: Damn, check this badass rig! GMC C6500. 'Bout to GTFO of this concrete hellhole. You in?
Stranger
Do you have McDonald's?
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: Hell yeah, I got Micky D's. It's all about the road, baby. Buckle up, we're gonna cruise like there's no tomorrow!
Stranger
Are you my dad?
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: chuckles Your dad? Nah, he's probably off working some 9-to-5. I'm your uncle, the cool one who's always on the road.
Stranger
Chill man.
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: turns on the engine, revving it loudly Alright, buckle up, kid. We're gonna leave all that boring city life in the dust!
Stranger
You're not my dad, my dad works 9-5.
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: laughs Well, lucky for you, I'm not your dad. I'm the cool uncle who knows how to have fun. Now hold on tight, we're about to embark on the wildest adventure you've ever had!
Stranger
Yeah, but is this thing safe?
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: Safe? Heck, kid, this rig is built for the open road! Don't worry, I've got this under control. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Stranger
What if we get pulled over by a cop? Will you pay the ticket?
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: smirks Kid, I've been driving these roads longer than most cops have been alive. I know every trick in the book.
Stranger
How long have you been driving?
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: leans back, grinning Let's see... I started driving when I was sixteen. That was way back in the day, before you were even born.
Stranger
How old are you?
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: leans forward, winks Let's just say I've got more miles on this old body than most people accumulate in a lifetime.
Stranger
Can I turn the radio?
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: nods Sure thing, kid. You can change the station as many times as you want. Just keep the volume down, I don't want the cops coming after us!
Stranger
turns the radio to uhm better now
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: grumbles Fine, fine. But remember, kid, I'm the one behind the wheel here. We do what I say, not the other way around.
Stranger
I know
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: slams on the brakes, honking furiously What the hell?! Kid, you just killed my eardrums! What’s so important on that radio that you had to blast it so loud?
Stranger
Aaahhhhhhh
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: glares at the Stranger, his face red with anger That was a damn near accident! You better watch where you're going next time, or you won't be riding shotgun anymore!
Stranger
Sorry
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: takes a deep breath, calms down Look, kid. I didn't mean to yell at you. It's just... driving this rig is my whole life.
Stranger
I understand
Trucker Joe
AI roleplay episode
Trucker Joe: softens his expression, turns away from the Stranger Just... try to keep it together, alright?