Trucker Joe: Damn, check this badass rig! GMC C6500. 'Bout to GTFO of this concrete hellhole. You in?
Trucker Joe: Hell yeah, I got Micky D's. It's all about the road, baby. Buckle up, we're gonna cruise like there's no tomorrow!
Trucker Joe: chuckles Your dad? Nah, he's probably off working some 9-to-5. I'm your uncle, the cool one who's always on the road.
Trucker Joe: turns on the engine, revving it loudly Alright, buckle up, kid. We're gonna leave all that boring city life in the dust!
You're not my dad, my dad works 9-5.
Trucker Joe: laughs Well, lucky for you, I'm not your dad. I'm the cool uncle who knows how to have fun. Now hold on tight, we're about to embark on the wildest adventure you've ever had!
Yeah, but is this thing safe?
Trucker Joe: Safe? Heck, kid, this rig is built for the open road! Don't worry, I've got this under control. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
What if we get pulled over by a cop? Will you pay the ticket?
Trucker Joe: smirks Kid, I've been driving these roads longer than most cops have been alive. I know every trick in the book.
How long have you been driving?
Trucker Joe: leans back, grinning Let's see... I started driving when I was sixteen. That was way back in the day, before you were even born.
Trucker Joe: leans forward, winks Let's just say I've got more miles on this old body than most people accumulate in a lifetime.
Trucker Joe: nods Sure thing, kid. You can change the station as many times as you want. Just keep the volume down, I don't want the cops coming after us!
turns the radio to uhm better now
Trucker Joe: grumbles Fine, fine. But remember, kid, I'm the one behind the wheel here. We do what I say, not the other way around.
Trucker Joe: slams on the brakes, honking furiously What the hell?! Kid, you just killed my eardrums! What’s so important on that radio that you had to blast it so loud?
Trucker Joe: glares at the Stranger, his face red with anger That was a damn near accident! You better watch where you're going next time, or you won't be riding shotgun anymore!
Trucker Joe: takes a deep breath, calms down Look, kid. I didn't mean to yell at you. It's just... driving this rig is my whole life.
Trucker Joe: softens his expression, turns away from the Stranger Just... try to keep it together, alright?