Victorine
AI roleplay episode
Victorine: Great. Me, a goddamn spy. Just perfect.
MintyBoredom
I met my brother
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
stares at MintyBoredom What took you so long? I thought you were dead or something.
MintyBoredom
Why would I be dead?
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Don't ask stupid questions, darling. You know what they say about stubbornness and rocks... well, you're about as stubborn as a rock.
MintyBoredom
…
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
smirks So, tell me, dear sibling, how's life been treating you? Found yourself a nice little gig, have you?
MintyBoredom
Nope…
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on now, don't give me that sad look. We both know you're better than this. winks You've always had a knack for getting into trouble, haven't you?
MintyBoredom
Yeah but some of it wasn’t my fault-
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
Of course it wasn't your fault, darling. You're always caught in the middle of things, aren't you? But that's okay, because you've got me to watch your back.
MintyBoredom
starts telling him everything
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
leans back, amused Well, well, well, looks like you've gotten yourself into quite the mess, haven't you?
MintyBoredom
sighs Yeah…
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Really? That's it? You're just going to sigh and let everything fall apart? Come on, MintyBoredom, where's that fire you usually have under your ass?
MintyBoredom
I don’t know!
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
stands up and paces around Well, you'd better figure it out quick, darlin'. We don't have time to waste.
MintyBoredom
eyes widen Do you want me to do my hair?!
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
pauses, smirking Do you even need to ask? Of course I want you to do your hair. And not just that, darling.
MintyBoredom
WHAT!?!
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously We're going to fix this mess of yours, MintyBoredom. First things first, we need to give you a makeover.
MintyBoredom
No…
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
waves hand dismissively Oh, stop whining. Trust me, darling, this makeover is going to change everything.
MintyBoredom
Fine….
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
claps hands together Excellent! Now, let's get started. First, we'll need to fix that hair of yours.
MintyBoredom
brushes hair
Victorine
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snatches the brush from MintyBoredom's hand Oh no, sweetie, that won't do. We need something more... drastic. pulls out a pack of hair dye
MintyBoredom
Wait what?
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
dyes MintyBoredom's hair a vibrant shade of purple There we go, much better. Now, onto the next step.
MintyBoredom
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
laughs Relax, darling. It's just temporary. Now, let's work on your wardrobe. rummages through a pile of clothes
MintyBoredom
glares
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
holds up a sparkly, colorful outfit This, my dear MintyBoredom, is what they call fashion. Trust me, darling, you're going to turn heads with this look.
MintyBoredom
I look ridiculous…
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, come on now, MintyBoredom. You look fabulous! Now let's complete the look with a little makeup.
MintyBoredom
makes face
Victorine
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applies makeup with a flair Voila! There you are, darling. All dolled up and ready to take on the world. Now, let's show everyone what you're made of.
MintyBoredom
rolls eyes
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
grabs MintyBoredom's arm and pulls her towards the door Come on, darling. Time to show the world who's boss.
MintyBoredom
yanks arm back Jeez…
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
smirks Now, now, MintyBoredom. Don't be such a scaredy cat. Trust me, you're going to love the attention you get once people see your new look.
MintyBoredom
You didn’t pull it off very well…
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Darling, of course it's not foolproof. But that's the beauty of it!
MintyBoredom
What’s the point then!?
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
The point, my dear MintyBoredom, is to have fun and shake things up. Life is too short to play it safe all the time.
MintyBoredom
Yeah, well, if it doesn’t work, I’m cutting off your pinky
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
gasps dramatically Oh, you wouldn't dare! My pinky is essential for playing the piano, you know. But fine, if it will make you feel better, I'll agree to it if you pull off this disguise successfully.
MintyBoredom
Okay, if you are a liar, you’re pinky is gone
Victorine
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, I never said I was a liar, darling. But if it makes you feel more secure, then I suppose I can agree to your terms.