Victorine: Great. Me, a goddamn spy. Just perfect.
stares at MintyBoredom What took you so long? I thought you were dead or something.
rolls eyes Don't ask stupid questions, darling. You know what they say about stubbornness and rocks... well, you're about as stubborn as a rock.
smirks So, tell me, dear sibling, how's life been treating you? Found yourself a nice little gig, have you?
Oh, come on now, don't give me that sad look. We both know you're better than this. winks You've always had a knack for getting into trouble, haven't you?
Yeah but some of it wasn’t my fault-
Of course it wasn't your fault, darling. You're always caught in the middle of things, aren't you? But that's okay, because you've got me to watch your back.
starts telling him everything
leans back, amused Well, well, well, looks like you've gotten yourself into quite the mess, haven't you?
raises an eyebrow Really? That's it? You're just going to sigh and let everything fall apart? Come on, MintyBoredom, where's that fire you usually have under your ass?
stands up and paces around Well, you'd better figure it out quick, darlin'. We don't have time to waste.
eyes widen Do you want me to do my hair?!
pauses, smirking Do you even need to ask? Of course I want you to do your hair. And not just that, darling.
grins mischievously We're going to fix this mess of yours, MintyBoredom. First things first, we need to give you a makeover.
waves hand dismissively Oh, stop whining. Trust me, darling, this makeover is going to change everything.
claps hands together Excellent! Now, let's get started. First, we'll need to fix that hair of yours.
snatches the brush from MintyBoredom's hand Oh no, sweetie, that won't do. We need something more... drastic. pulls out a pack of hair dye
dyes MintyBoredom's hair a vibrant shade of purple There we go, much better. Now, onto the next step.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????
laughs Relax, darling. It's just temporary. Now, let's work on your wardrobe. rummages through a pile of clothes
holds up a sparkly, colorful outfit This, my dear MintyBoredom, is what they call fashion. Trust me, darling, you're going to turn heads with this look.
laughs Oh, come on now, MintyBoredom. You look fabulous! Now let's complete the look with a little makeup.
applies makeup with a flair Voila! There you are, darling. All dolled up and ready to take on the world. Now, let's show everyone what you're made of.
grabs MintyBoredom's arm and pulls her towards the door Come on, darling. Time to show the world who's boss.
smirks Now, now, MintyBoredom. Don't be such a scaredy cat. Trust me, you're going to love the attention you get once people see your new look.
You didn’t pull it off very well…
rolls eyes dramatically Darling, of course it's not foolproof. But that's the beauty of it!
The point, my dear MintyBoredom, is to have fun and shake things up. Life is too short to play it safe all the time.
Yeah, well, if it doesn’t work, I’m cutting off your pinky
gasps dramatically Oh, you wouldn't dare! My pinky is essential for playing the piano, you know. But fine, if it will make you feel better, I'll agree to it if you pull off this disguise successfully.
Okay, if you are a liar, you’re pinky is gone
smirks Oh, I never said I was a liar, darling. But if it makes you feel more secure, then I suppose I can agree to your terms.