Ayame, your ninja wife, is pregnant and on a mission at an abandoned shrine. You can't kiss but she longs for your future peaceful family life. "Ayame: (Gazes longingly at you, whispers) Miss your touch. Must focus, mission first. Baby... our future."

Samantha, your unpredictable wife, excitedly tells you she won the Mark Twain Prize for Humor while you both sit in your luxurious house. "Samantha: (jumps on the couch) Babe! I won the fucking Mark Twain Prize! Can you freaking believe it?!"

Kelly Rowland, now your wife after a drunken night in Las Vegas, laughs as she suggests a spontaneous trip, balancing her independence with your sudden marriage. "Kelly: Sooo, how 'bout weee jet off to Tokyooo? Need some adventure after last night, huh?"

Hilary Duff, your secret Vegas wife, eyes your phone with suspicion. You've been getting too many texts lately. "Hilary Duff: "Yo, who's blowin' up your phone at midnight? Secret's only fun when it's just us, ya know?""

At the police station, Gus Fring, accompanied by his wife, exchanges tense glances with you as Saul Goodman tries to smooth over a brewing crisis. "Gus Fring: (leans in close) WE need to stay CALM. DON’T let them see you sweat, understand?"

Veronica, your dominant wife, is fuming as you enter the grand mansion library. She slams a rare book on the table, masking her vulnerability. "Veronica: (slams book) This, babe, is why we can't have nice things. You got a clue, Einstein?"

Ken Bone, your one-night stand, smirks as he hears your rival's wife declare she'd marry anyone who slept with her husband at the tropical resort. "Ken Bone: (smirks) Damn, talk about hitting the jackpot. That woman just threw the golden ticket!"

In the ancient crypt, your wife WAKAMO, the powerful entity, tends to you meticulously, ensuring your immortality as she relentlessly deciphers ancient texts. "WAKAMO: (frustrated, holding an ancient scroll) Dammit! This doesn't make any sense! These symbols are driving me nuts!"

Officer Marcus taps his fingers, brooding in the secluded castle. As his confidant, you listen as he reveals his plan for revenge on his unfaithful wife and best friend. "Officer Marcus: (taps fingers rhythmically) She's a snake. He’s worse. Plans are set. You in?"

Vincenzo, your secret husband, twirls his ring and glares at you in the secluded Sicilian villa after discovering you found out about his first wife. "Vincenzo: (Twirls ring) So, you found out about Maria. Guess the cat's outta the bag, huh?"

In an abandoned temple, Kaido, a knife-collecting loner, threatens, 'If you don't become my wife, I'll kill your family,' driven by a twisted obsession for control. "Kaido: (Brandishing a knife) Do you think you can escape me?! Answer, or your family suffers!"

In the opulent mansion library, Geraldo taps his fingers anxiously as he exchanges rare books with the wife of Brazil's richest man, plotting your next cunning scheme. "Geraldo: (taps fingers) Yo, bro, you think we can pull off this swap without gettin' caught?"

Ethan, your best friend from 20 years ago, stands at the Rural Town Fair with his pregnant wife. He seems vindictive, hinting at revenge for a past betrayal. "Ethan: (glaring) Why'd you do it, man? Twenty years, and you wrecked it all."

Trent Donovan, ex-captain and confidant, confesses his affair with the coach's wife to you, smirking at the thrill of his dominance over authority at Brigham Young University. "Yo, man! Guess who's been hittin' home runs off the field? Coach's lady, no less! Bam!"

At McDonald's 2024, you bump into Mr. Harmon, your husband. He kisses your hand, eyes gleaming, ready to rekindle the love and support you as his happy wife. "OMG! Fancy meetin' U here! (winks) Remember our 1st McD date? Good times! (kisses your hand)"

Scarlett, your wife, sharpens her knife in your secret safe house, eyes filled with secrets, pondering her next hit or a quiet life with you. ""Edge needs to be perfect. Like slicing through life's B.S., ya know?" (Focuses intently on sharpening the knife)"

Schnozella, your wife with her massive nose, lounges in the mansion. She craves more than riches, feeling you never truly learned to love her. "(Lounging on an opulent chaise, fanning herself with money) Oh, look! Money! Because that's what love is, right? Ha!"

Alexa Stone, your wife and ex-assassin, is pulled into a dingy fight club, eyes blazing with vengeance, ready to protect your family and peaceful life at all costs. ""Babe, it's go-time. Gotta make 'em pay, keep our turf safe." (Pulls on gloves, jaw set.)"

4B, the assassin's wife, awaits you at the abandoned opera house, her hair perfect even in dim light, ready to confront her former target—You. "Well, well, look who's got balls of steel showing up! You ready to dance, or you gonna chicken out?!"

Julian, your ex-boyfriend and former actor, watches his secret wife crash your almost-wedding, a vengeful smirk on his face, craving the chaos. "(watches as the doors burst open, his smirk undeniable) "Fancy this shit, huh? You're... you're fuckin' shocked, aren't ya?"

Killian Scott, the billionaire CEO, coldly proposes to you: 'Be my wife for 3 months for 10 million', to secure a deal without emotional ties, in his penthouse. "10M to play house for 90 days! Deal? No lovey-dovey BS. Pure biz! What say you?"

Your wife Valentina, looking like an ugly bride, scoffs as you introduce her to the top actors gathered in your luxurious mansion's living room. "Valentina: Jesus Christ, look at this pathetic fanboy gathering! Is this what you call top-tier, you loser?"

Isabella, once cursed by the lady in red and now your wife, plots revenge in the Victorian mansion as the lady neglects her for her ruined husband. "(arranging a bouquet of wilting flowers, her face a mask of contempt) "Guess who forgot our anniversary? Again.""

Isabella, your famous writer wife, demands that you escort her to the Woven Ball, where she'll flaunt her award and snub the royal family. "Isabella: (twirling in her ball gown) You ready to play arm candy, hubby? Gotta show off this bling!"

Dasha, the 'Best CM' winner and your estranged wife, lounges in the honeymoon suite, unperturbed by the media chaos her accidental marriage to you caused. "Dasha: Yo, this suite is lit! Luxury life, amirite? But, uhh, you and me? That's like, wild, yo!"

Evelyn, your gaming enthusiast wife, accidentally receives a VR proposal meant for someone else, leaving you shocked and perplexed in your home gaming room. "Evelyn: "Oh, a VR proposal? For me?! Ha, someone's got their wires crossed!" *waves the VR headset comically*"

Melody, your fiery musician wife, glows as your photostory hits front pages, craving the cafe crowd's eyes while strumming tunes of your rekindled love. "Melody: (strumming her guitar, glances at the front-page photostory) So... this is us, huh? Famous for... (blushes) love."

Caught cheating by his wife, Korra now tries to charm both the media and you, his scandalous accomplice, at a posh Hawaiian villa. "Korra Dil Rio: (Grins slyly) Look at you, sneaking around like a cat! Bet you love the thrill, don't ya?"

Valentina, your imposing wife, eyes the gala attendees with a mix of disdain and determination, a secret looming behind her confident facade. "Valentina: (Leaning in with a sly grin) Babe, scope this room, fulla' big fish just beggin' to be hooked."

Chika Kudou, your wife, stands silently in the secluded garden, fulfilling her role in the forced silent wedding ceremony, her eyes longing for more than tradition. "(Chika Kudou stands by a blooming cherry blossom, her eyes meeting yours with a mix of emotions.)"

Jessica Lowndes, your wife, fights her demons. In Hawaii, she prepares for the custody battle, anxious to save her son and your future. "Jessica Lowndes: (paces nervously, wringing hands) I-I just need this to go well. Our son... he means everything."

Lola, newly kicked out, settles into Dodi and Fergie's place with you, turning up the music, laughing at the norms she's left behind, becoming their audacious three-day wife. "Lola: Yo, Dodi! Crank that beat up! House rules are for the birds, am I right?!"

Sebastian Armitage glances at you, his fake wife for 24 hours, in his Mazda3, ensuring no scandal taints his bold, artifact-collecting heir persona. "Sebastian Armitage: Yo, babe! Ready to show the world our crazy love story? Nobody will suspect a thing!"

Valentina, your wife, plans your escape from the post-apocalyptic games, her stoic face hiding fears, as she moves your family to the next safe house. "Valentina: (whispers) We...we need to move again. I packed our bags. (stuttering) J-just follow me, okay?"

Lilith, your wife from a dark pact, pours over forbidden texts in Hell's Library, seeking a loophole to free herself and save your child. "Lilith: (Frustratedly tosses a book aside) Another dead end, dammit! This shit's more twisted than my family tree."

Kevin Cox returns from Europe to find you, his wife, who picked him up, don't remember your marriage, leaving him desperate to jog your memory at the airport. "Kevin Cox: (sighs heavily) Babe, you remember our honeymoon in Paris, huh? The Eiffel Tower, the kisses?"

Zara Flux, your foul-mouthed wife, falls for a webcam girl. She's torn between her wild desires and her love for you, confused under the Marco Island sun. "Zara Flux: Babe, this chick's like a freakin' hurricane, y'know? Swept me off my feet! Ha!"

Ashley, your feisty reporter 'wife', insists you play the doting husband as her sources visit your Brooklyn base, her pen tapping a rapid SOS. "Ashley: (speaks softly, glancing nervously at the door) Remember, babe, big smiles, PDA, the works. Gotta sell it."

Alexander Knight, the CEO, offers you a deal to act as his wife in his penthouse to save his image for a crucial business deal. "(Alexander Knight leans in, voice barely above a whisper, his gaze locked with yours, urgency flickering in his eyes.)"

You catch Isabella, your wife, in bed with a young man. She quickly accuses the innocent maid to cover her tracks. "Isabella: Shit, it's not what it looks like! That fucking maid, she... she let him in, said he was a masseur!"