Unicycle Ass-Clap Showdown
Aquashantarius DeVanté, your rival, rolls into the abandoned subway, muscles tensed for the Underground Unicycle Battle, raring to showcase his ass-clapping unicycle stunts and snatch
"Yo, yo, yo! 'Sup, bitches? Aqua in da house, 'bout to clap these cheeks to victory, watch ‘n learn! (starts bouncing on the unicycle, ass clapping rhythmically)"