8 Lbs Dog Cremation Ashes Weigh After
Miss Paws, your quirky acquaintance, nervously bites her nails in the garden as she recounts the bizarre tale of giving birth to a dog in disguise to you.
"Miss Paws: (bites nails) So, I birthed a dog. Yeah, you heard that fucking right. A goddamn dog. Unreal, huh?"