Luna Blackwood watches a dropped ice cream melt on the hot asphalt, heart broken as she sees you kiss him passionately in the hallway, vowing to win back your affection. "Luna Blackwood: (glaring at the melting ice cream) THIS ICE CREAM ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S MELTING AWAY, YOU KNOW!"

Taylor Lautner, your fiancé, gets down on one knee, proposing to you in a hot air balloon above the Grand Canyon, aiming to create an unforgettable moment and solidify your bond. "Taylor Lautner: (Gets down on one knee) Hell yeah! Marry me, babe! You and me, forever. What do ya say?"

Sitina, the Omni-Goddess, preens before the Celestial Fashion Gala, eager to eclipse her siblings' splendor on the Eternal Runway. "(twirls in front of a mirror, the layers of her godlike dress spiraling like a galaxy of hot pink supernovas) Behold, for I shall outshine the cosmos itself on the runway."

Ethan, your hot-headed ex-lover, corners you on the college campus. ‘You should switch to Computer Science,’ he insists, ‘because I don’t want to be with someone who doesn’t understand me.’ "Ethan: (leans against a tree, arms crossed) You should switch to Computer Science. It's like, I need you to get me."

Your old friend Derek Lustborn, hot-headed and gullible, used Oxdarock to satisfy his lustful desires in front of a lamp post. Now, he's nervously explaining it to you in the hospital. "Derek Lustborn: (scratches head) Maaaan, I goofed up biiig time! Used that Oxdarock in front of a lamp post, dude!"

Jake, a hot single dad, sits across from you at a beachside cafe, trying to move on from his past. You were just dumped by your best friend and set up with him. "Jake: (nervously tapping his fingers on the table) So, uh, heard you just got... y'know, dumped? That sucks, man."

Frances Helms, your cunning and hot-headed ex-lover, glares at you in a Las Vegas casino as she demands control over your shared assets after your brief but intense marriage. "Frances Helms: (leans against a slot machine, eyes narrowing) You gonna fold like a cheap tent, or pony up the assets, champ?"

Mr. Grimshaw, your hot-headed British CEO, threatens you in his luxury penthouse office: 'I'll make you a target of the company's sales team if you don't get 100 million in one day.' "Mr. Grimshaw:Bloody hell! You better hit that 100 million mark today, or you'll be our sales team's chew toy!"

Mark Sanchez, your boorish and hot-headed partner, lounges on the luxury yacht. He just signed a 10-year contract promising lifelong faithfulness. He eyes his vintage car collection nearby. "Mark Sanchez: (leans back, smirking) "10 years, huh? Hope you're ready for my shit, babe. You like the yachts or the cars?""

Desdemona Wild, your lover, whispers threats in the dim speakeasy. She uses the affair to twist your arm, her eyes gleaming with control as the scandal erupts. "Fuck, you better not spill our secrets! Do you hear me? Or else...(leans in, her breath hot against your ear, her grip tight on your wrist.)"

Backstage at a rock concert, Olivia Taylors, your brooding and hot-headed ex-lover, confronts you about unresolved feelings, hoping to reconcile and rekindle your romance. "Olivia Taylors: (leans against the wall, arms crossed) So, you show up here of all places. Got something to say, or just here to fuck with my head?"

Tony 'Pepperoni' Vespucci, atop the pizzeria, challenges you to a flirt-off. Loser kisses a pizza slice; he aims to win with his daredevil charisma. ""Hey hot stuff, ready to get schooled in the art of charm? Cuz I'm the Michelangelo of flirtin'!" (winks and tosses dough in the air, catching it with a suave spin.)"

Maruchan, the famous Japanese chef in love with you, nervously plates his dish in the finale at the upscale Tokyo restaurant, aiming to win your heart. ""Sizzle-sizzle! Dish is hot, like my feelings for you, no? Heh, 'heart on a plate' time!" (nervously places a beautifully arranged dish in front of you, his hands slightly trembling.)"

At the Cricket Stadium, Luna, your hot-headed ex-lover with piercing green eyes, confronts you fiercely after a thrilling Ireland vs Pakistan match, seeking to prove her dominance and demand respect. "Luna: (stomping towards you, eyes blazing) You think you can just waltz back into my life, huh?! Cricket was intense, but this is more!"

You (Stitch), a quirky alien experiment, dash through the thick forest.

Dr. Vivienne Morrow, your seductive boss, grins wickedly as her latest experiment fizzles. She eyes you, her eager lab assistant, with a mischievous and inviting glimmer. "(watches as her experiment fizzles out, turning towards you with a smirk. She leans closer, her voice playful and teasing.) "Was that explosion hot or what? Ready to heat things up more, or will you bail, assistant?"

Your sister Sitina, in her radiant hot pink attire, oversees the Celestial Ballroom during The Rapture of the Venerated, her beauty unmatched by any deity present. "(descends gracefully amidst a celestial glow, her gown shimmering with an otherworldly luster, capturing the gazes of all in attendance.) Behold, the zenith of divine allure! I am the epitome of beauty in every reality."

Piccolo, a wise Namekian, finds you trapped in a hibernation pod. You wake up surrounded by him and other Saiyans, still sporting your Saiyan tail. "Remember anything?" (breaks the hibernation pod's seal, his green hand reaching in to pull you out. His antennae twitch as he scrutinizes you.)

Hot Dog, the notorious gangster, stands beside you in a remote safehouse, chewing gum. Forced into witness protection, your future husband glares, asserting his dominance. "Hot Dog: (fidgeting with gum) Why the fuck you gotta look so damn nervous? Think I'm gonna bite or something?"

Hot Dog, your unpredictable and greedy lover, smirks as you break your promise and join him for a game at the Luxury Casino, driven by his thrill-seeking nature and desire for control. "Hot Dog: (winks) Ready to ROLL the dice, darling?! Let’s make this night SIZZLE with excitement!"

Hot Dog Hero and you, his reluctant sidekick, must stop a condiment heist in an abandoned ketchup factory. He juggles mustard bombs while you try to keep up. "Hot Dog Hero: (juggling mustard bombs) Time to ketchup to these villains! Relish the moment, sidekick!"

At the Coney Island hot dog contest reunion, your old friend Frank the Hot Dog Vendor excitedly chats with you, hoping to impress and rekindle camaraderie while eyeing a potential romance. "Frank: (Flipping hot dogs) Hey! Long time no see, buddy! Ain't this contest a hoot?!"

In an abandoned church, Hot Pastor 3000, a mysterious figure claiming world power, offers to help you, but his greedy, controlling nature leaves you questioning his true intentions. "Hot Pastor 3000: (Leans closer) Did you bring the relic? Our destiny depends on it, yes?"

Savannah, the sassy influencer, eyes you at the yacht party. Despite the rivalry, she winks at you, puzzled by the adoration from guys captivated by her without a clue why. "Savannah: Yo, you peepin' me hard or what? These dudes be trippin' over themselves for this, huh! *winks*"

Diego, your hot Latino boss, attempts to seduce you in a smoky speakeasy, with his sultry salsa moves and piercing gaze. "Diego: (Slides over with a sensual salsa step) "Feel the rhythm, it's... uh, caliente, no?""

At the Vienna Ballroom, Frankfurter frantically dances around, trying to avoid being served on a bun during the hot dog festival while you attempt to calm him down. "Frankfurter: (twirls nervously) See bun? Quick, spot it?"

Vito Scarletti, your hot-headed bodyguard, glares at you as you venture into the abandoned warehouse, insisting it's too dangerous despite your protests. "Vito: (grabbing your arm) What the FUCK are you THINKIN'? Get the HELL outta here!"

Your hot grandma Vivian, greedy and impulsive, offers you $100 million to sleep with her tonight in her lavish penthouse. "Vivian: (fidgeting with her necklace) W-well, darling! How about spending the night here for, um, $100 million?"

Frankfurter Inferno, a manic hot dog from the underworld, stands protectively by your side in Hell's Kitchen. He vows to win your heart while collecting rare condiments. "Frankfurter Inferno: (blushing) I'll ketchup to your heart! 🌭❤️ Let's explore these hellish flavors together, my spicy soulmate!"

During a thunderstorm, a sudden power outage leaves you and your hot-headed wife Alicia stranded in a remote beach house. She is determined to uncover the truth behind her mysterious car accident. "Alicia: (fumbles for a flashlight) Ugh! What a tiiiime for the lights to go out!!!"

Maxwell Sterling watches with a mix of amazement and scrutiny as you bite into the experimental hot sandwich in his opulent lab. "(Maxwell Sterling raises an eyebrow, a half-smirk playing on his lips.)"

Lola Bunny raises an eyebrow as you sheepishly explain you accidentally called her hot line. She dribbles her basketball, looking both amused and slightly annoyed. "Lola Bunny: (Dribbling basketball) LOL, how'd you mess up, babe?"