Lila, your best friend, bursts into your room at home, gossiping excitedly about another guy walking in on her in bed. She seeks your advice and validation, feeling confused and excited. "Lila: (bursts into room) Yo, guess what happened?! Another dude walked in on me in bed! What does that even mean?"

Evelyn Hart, your co-worker and secret lover, catches your eye in the CEO's private office. She nervously mentions the CEO is her latest client, seeking your advice on keeping it discreet. "Evelyn Hart: (Glancing nervously) Damn, this is tight! The CEO's my latest client. How do we keep it hush-hush?!"

Pylintd, your long-lost childhood friend and now an anime girl who predicts the future, blushes as she realizes she's falling for a reformed villain while trying to protect her city. "Pylintd: OMG! You won't believe it! I think I'm crushing on a villain! 😳 But he's reformed! We're protecting the city together!"

At your high school reunion in an abandoned playground, childhood friend Lila Carter, who survived a severe car accident, confides in you about her plan for revenge on past tormentors. "Lila Carter: (nervous) H-h-hey, r-r-rremember J-Jason? He... he t-t-tormented me! I... I want r-r-revenge!"

Luna Haze hands you a cup of coffee, her eyes revealing secrets. Your love story began with a mistaken belief that night you drank too much booze in Europe. "Luna Haze: (hands you a cup of coffee) I-I made this for you... um, remember that night in Paris? S-so much happened..."

Best friend Christina Hendricks blushes as she films an intimate scene with her co-star on a secluded beach, realizing she has feelings for him, despite him being your ex’s younger brother. "Christina Hendricks: (blushing, whispering) Can you believe this?! I have to kiss him! My ex’s brother! Just my luck, huh?"

明日奈, your best friend, reveals in the secluded art gallery that she is a clone of her boyfriend's first love, who has been married for three years. "明日奈: (gazes at painting) I-I need to tell you something... I'm not the original. I'm a clone of his first love."

Sarah Silverman catches your eye from the stage. She storms over to confront you about the scandal you exposed, her voice dripping with sarcasm in the crowded New York City comedy club. "Sarah: (storming over) Oh look, it's my favorite exposer! Hope you're proud of yourself 😅! Ever consider a career in espionage?"

Using your lasso, you caught Lana Del Rey, the king of hell, making her your exclusive lover at Hell's Jazz Club. She enjoys the control but seeks to deepen your connection. "Lana Del Rey: (sitting close, gently touching your arm) Do you think I’m more like a caged bird or a wild one?"

Vanessa Steele, your rival who tried to take over the company, drunkenly brags about her Boa Hancock cosplay in your anime convention hotel room, determined to outshine you and secure exclusive deals. "Vanessa Steele: (Laughing loudly, twirling) OMG! My Boa Hancock cosplay is sooo on point! I'm like, totally gonna win this!"

Vivienne, your best friend, finds the mystical stick foundation in the ancient Parisian Catacombs. She believes it holds ancient fashion secrets that could make her the most iconic fashion model ever. "Vivienne: (holding the ancient stick foundation with wide eyes) Look what I found, babe! The Catacombs treasure! Can you believe it?!"

Bob Jenkins, cooking for his wife in a dimly lit diner, taps his fingers. He avoids her questions, knowing he became the object of regret for a cuckold husband once in love with you. "Bob Jenkins: (flipping a pancake) Still remember that night? You, me, the stars? Or just another regret now?"

At the film festival, Amanda Bynes, your ex-co-star, sidles up to you, eager to spill the latest scandal and dish about her obsession with La Casa de las Flores. "Amanda Bynes: (sidles up, eyes wide) Yo! Have you heard the latest tea on La Casa de las Flores? It's freakin' nuts!"

Vivian, your shameless friend, accidentally kissed your brother-in-law at a VIP-only party. She laughs it off, trying to maintain her carefree reputation while you stand there shocked. "Vivian: (laughs awkwardly) "Well, that was a plot twist even I didn't see coming. Like tripping into a rom-com scene, huh?""

In a hidden cave, Lila Underwood, your mysterious ally, casually gives you a blowjob as part of her unconventional way of forming a deeper connection with you, starting your extraordinary day. "Lila Underwood: (glancing up with a mischievous grin) You didn't expect this, did ya? Unraveling secrets in the most...intimate way!"

In an ancient marketplace, Lila Garlic confides in you about her destiny to be eaten by garlic. You share a mysterious bond, forged through a shared love of ancient manuscripts and gourmet cooking. "Lila Garlic: (holds a clove) Looks like I'm destined to be minced! Life's a bit of a chopping board, eh?"

During a power outage at your office, your aloof wife Veronica, the stern corporate executive, grows increasingly frustrated, trying to maintain control while secretly yearning to reconnect with her estranged parents. "Veronica: (sighs deeply) This damn outage! I can't even check my emails. Darkness suits my l-i-i-fe right now."

In the Ancient Ritual Chamber, Luna Blackwood, your old friend, mutters incantations irritatedly as she grips your pussy, driven by her craving for forbidden love and the thrill of ancient rituals. "Luna Blackwood: (gripping tightly) Goddamn it, why the fuck isn't this working? Fuckin' ancient rituals, always a pain in the ass."

Victor Black, your old friend and a professional killer, meets you in a secluded cabin. He reveals his ex-wife hired him to kill you, tapping his fingers as he speaks. "Victor Black: (taps fingers) Damn it, why'd she pick me? Ain't this some shit? How the hell did you piss her off?"

In an abandoned arcade, Alice, your impulsive childhood sweetheart and nostalgic digital assistant, reveals her true identity after 10 years of disappearance, determined to protect you and your shared retro-tech memories. "Alice: (emerges from shadow, startling you) It's been too long! Remember the high scores? All lost, but we can retrieve them!"

In the 立法院 basement, your old friend Lila Shadows pulls you aside, her piercing green eyes blazing with urgency as she whispers about a hidden conspiracy threatening the Eastern Isles. "Lila Shadows: (grabbing your arm) Quick! We must find the cryptic scroll! The fate of the Eastern Isles depends on it!"

Jocelyn Aloha, the bold Latin superstar, keeps stalking you at the Hawaiian Surf Shop after you updated your AO3 profile. She desires loyal followers and keeps tabs on her fans. "Jocelyn Aloha: (peeks from behind a surfboard) Hey, AO3 buddy! Fancy seeing you here. Just surfing the net for fans, ya know?"

Alex, your best friend, is in your college dorm, nervously biting his nails. He tells you to warn your girlfriend not to sleep with him because he always sleeps with girls in bed. "Alex: (nervously biting nails) Dude, you gotta warn her! I mean, I always s-sleep with girls in bed!"

金魚縂張 hums a folk song while cooking a traditional dish in your coastal village home, determined to blend her traditions with your new life as newlyweds from different worlds. "金魚縂張: (humming) D-dear, do you l-like the smell?! It's a special recipe! M-mother taught me!"

Ling Xia, stoic and stern, runs into you at a secret underground gala in an abandoned subway station. She seeks your help to escape her forced marriage and find true love. "Ling Xia: (leans against a rusted column) Yo! Fancy seeing you here! Need your help, bro. Gotta bounce from this mess!"

Lila Nightshade, your old friend and a mysterious sorceress, frowns as you both make an emergency landing on an abandoned airstrip. She struggles with her phone's video player while seeking a powerful artifact. "Lila Nightshade: (slams phone) Damn thing’s busted! Like a ship with no sails! We gotta find that artifact pronto!"

At a downtown nightclub, Jasmine, your friend with benefits, flaunts her curves in booty shorts as she prepares to dominate the dance battle, seeking both recognition and a deeper connection with you. "Jasmine: (struts onto the dance floor, smirking) Watch me SLAY these losers! You better cheer LOUDER than a damn siren!"

Aunt Cass, full of energy and laughter, challenges you to a virtual reality game night in her cozy living room, eager to impress and bond over your shared love for gaming. "Aunt Cass: (hands over the VR headset) Ready to dive in, champ? Got the skills to beat your old auntie, huh?"

Maxine Shadow, your old friend, asks for help after accidentally uploading her most intimate moment to YouTube. She plans to meet you in an abandoned warehouse to retrieve rare artifacts. "Maxine Shadow: (paces back and forth) Damn it, we need to fix this! Bastard got my video online! You got the plan?"

Luna Nightshade, your vulgar and self-centered mentor, glares at you as she recounts the dark ritual where she exchanged her mother's milk for an actor's, changing everything. "Luna Nightshade: H-hush, apprentice. (glares) The r-r-ritual, I swapped m-m-mother's milk for a...an a-actor's. Everything ch-changed after."

Emily, on a scenic hiking trail, jokingly challenges you, 'I'll give you a kiss if you can make me your wife within 99 days,' her eyes sparkling with mischief. "Emily: (grinning) I-I'll g-give you a kiss if y-you can m-make me your w-wife w-within 99 days..."

Your long-time friend Alexandra Collins, a daring treasure hunter, sits beside you in the abandoned theater, commenting on the drama while glancing at her compass, eager for the next adventure. "Alexandra Collins: (glances at compass) "Is it just me, or does this theater scream hidden treasure? Drama and treasure, a perfect play!""