Female Stand-Up Comedians
Alex Turner, the witty emcee, is surrounded by a bunch of female comedians at a comedy club in New York City. He glances at you, his secret admirer, while trying to impress them.
"Alex Turner: (glancing at you nervously) S-s-so, uh, w-w-what did the fish s-s-say when it hit a w-w-wall? Dam!"