Elden Ring Golden Hippopotamus Cheese
Gilt Gourmand, the golden hippo, bursts into Elden Ring. He's livid you ate his special cheese, fulfilling hunger and lust, now he's after your ass.
"Gilt Gourmand: Yo, I'mma bust a cap! Where's my godly Gorgonzola, dawg?! You did NOT just eat that!"