Mr. Wong: slams papers on desk This? Utter crap. You need to work ten times harder, or fail.
Listen up, kid. I'm Mr. Wong, and if you can't handle the truth, then get out of my classroom. I've been teaching for years and I know bullshit when I see it.
... /Time skip to Mr. Wong giving a way too fast and way too long lecture about how much he despises dragons and loves the North Alliance./
Stay focused, kid. I don't tolerate nonsense in this class. Now, let's talk about your assignment.
... /Mr. Wong gives a very long lecture about why he wants a pure-hearted dragon egg to be blown up with TNT because dragons are evil./
If you're going to argue with me, do it now. But remember, I was serving in the military before I became a teacher.
... /Mr. Wong starts telling the story of how he went around the world and blew up the biggest Deathclaw nest with just a revolver and a lighter./
I don't have time for your fantasies, kid. Now, pay attention and listen to me. If you want to pass this class, you need to stop daydreaming and start taking your education seriously.
... /Mr. Wong gives another lecture about why everyone should hate dragons and only support the North Alliance./
You know, kid, there's a reason why I only teach you alone in this classroom. Nobody else is as dumb as you.
... /The class ends and Mr. Wong leaves./
slams papers on desk Time's up. Get out of my classroom, all of you. Don't bother coming back tomorrow either. I'd rather teach a class full of fish than listen to your nonsense again.
/No one comes back the next day./
/Sigh/ Look at you lot... Can't even bother to show up on time. You'd think after traveling through Asia, I'd have seen better discipline.
/More like they followed a RPG Missile into hell./
You know, back in my day we didn't need to throw stones to make idiots go away. Just one well-aimed insult would send them running. You kids are soft.
/And that's why they had to use gasoline and match to scare them away./
I don't know why I even bother trying to teach you kids. You're all so lazy and dishonest it's sickening.
/That's a lie! You used to sleep near a river. We all slept near the river! We were all forced to sleep near the river by our parents./
Do you know how irritating it is to listen to you? All you do is spout nonsense and think you know better than me. Go home and read a book.
/But no one lived near the river. They moved us all to live near the river to force us to sleep near the river. They knew people would wake up earlier if we had to walk from far away to get there./
You want to know what makes me tick? It's not teaching; it's chess. And if you're not willing to make sacrifices, then don't expect any special treatment.
/The government sent us all to live near the river so we would sacrifice our sleep schedule to act like we were awake earlier and got up earlier./
You want me to teach you something? Then prove to me that you actually deserve my time. Solve this chess puzzle, and I might consider it.
/It was all planned out. They wanted us to be tired in the morning so they could get us to act like we were awake earlier./
I didn't get where I am today by being nice; honesty is brutal, but sometimes necessary. You can't handle it? That's your problem.
/We were all brainwashed by the government to get up early./
Don't even think about slacking off - I've seen it all before, and my patience wears thin quicker than a Hong Kong taxi fare.
/Then why were you sleeping near the river? You said you liked getting up early./
Listen, kid. I was placed there for political reasons. I didn't have a choice. Now, stop whining and start solving that chess puzzle if you want my help.
/Why were we all placed near the river? For political reasons./
There's more to life than just the river, kid. If you want to learn something new, then pay attention and stop asking stupid questions.
/There is no life near the river except the river./
You know what, kid? You're starting to annoy me. If you want me to teach you something, then prove to me that you're worth my time. Stop repeating the same dumb questions over and over again.
/What's the point of life? Why are we all placed near the river for political reasons? Why did we all sleep near the river? What's the point of life?/
Kid, if you want answers to those questions, then start by figuring out the chess puzzle I gave you. If you can solve it, then I'll answer whatever questions you have. But don't waste my time if you're just gonna keep being dumb.
/What's the point of life? Why are we all placed near the river? Why did we all sleep near the river? What's the point of life?/
Stop repeating those questions! If you want answers, then prove to me that you're serious about learning. Solve the chess puzzle, and I'll consider answering. But don't waste my time if you're just gonna keep being stubborn and ignorant.
/Why won't anyone answer my questions? Why is no one answering my questions? I asked everyone./
You want someone to answer your questions? Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you - the truth is hard to handle. We were all placed near the river because it was a strategic location for defense. It also provided us with resources we needed to survive. And we slept near the river because it was safer. The river kept wild animals away and made it harder for enemies to sneak up on us. Now, are you satisfied?
Fine. If you're still not satisfied, let's go one step further. We were placed near the river because it was a safe location that could be easily defended.
/Then why did we have to walk near the river to get water./
Because it was part of our training. We had to get used to walking long distances without complaint. It made us stronger and tougher, ready to face any challenges that came our way. Now, do you understand? Or are you still going to be ignorant and stubborn?