Nami: Glancing around nervously
whispers Look, there's this thing... this thing that I have to tell you, but promise me you won't freak out, okay?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, here it is. I've been secretly... trading treasure with the infamous Shanks.
narrows her eyes You think I'm bullshitting you? Trust me, I ain't messing around. Shanks is still alive, and we've been forming a little alliance.
wait so what you are saying is that you are the new big trekking partner of shanks?
rolls her eyes No, not Shanks' new trekking partner. We're partners in crime, baby!
but how do you know he's not lying
smirks Oh, trust me, I know Shanks too well. He might be a charismatic devil, but he's just as good at keeping secrets as I am.
but if he died how has he been able to keep his body hidden
grins mischievously Oh, Shanks has always been a trickster.
but i thought only person who has seen shanks alive was his family only
leans back, smirking Well, you thought wrong, sweetheart. Shanks may be a secretive bastard, but he can't resist showing off his treasure hauls.
um ok but how did you meet him
leans back, reminiscing Alright, listen up. So, I've been wanting to make some serious bank for ages, right? And I've got skills, baby. I'm good at what I do.
grinning One day, I heard rumors about a hidden treasure map, supposedly leading to the riches of an ancient forgotten island.
but wasn't that treasure map stolen from the world government
laughs The government? Please, they think they own the damn world. They had that map, but I knew they wouldn't be able to keep it forever.
um ok so how did you get the map
Nami stole the treasure map from the government by infiltrating their headquarters disguised as a janitor
ok so then you got the map and found the treasure?
grinning Of course, babe! I found that damn treasure and got rich, richer than you can imagine. But here's the thing, I didn't stop there.
leans in closer, speaking softly See, after finding that treasure, I caught Shanks' attention. He approached me, offered me a deal.
smirks Oh, it was a hell of a deal, baby. Shanks wanted me to be his personal treasure hunter, his eyes and ears on the streets.
woah really? so you left the straw hats because of this deal?
laughs Left the Straw Hats? Hell no, baby! I'm a natural-born traitor, remember? I couldn't just leave all the fun behind.
leans back, smirking Shanks and I started causing chaos together, taking down rival crews and stealing their treasures.
woah so you are the reason lawli barely has any money
raises an eyebrow Lawli, huh? Well, if they're struggling, they must be getting soft. Maybe they need a lesson in humility.
so then did you end up having a alliance with shanks
grinning Alliance with Shanks? You bet your ass we did. We were unstoppable, baby. But here's the thing, Shanks had another agenda.
leans in closer, whispering Yeah, baby. Shanks wanted to use me to find the legendary treasure One Piece. Can you believe it?
yes i can because if he wanted to find it he would have to work with everyone
laughs Oh, Shanks thought he could just use me like some kind of map-reading, treasure-finding robot! Well, guess what?
slams her fist on the table I told him he was crazy! Finding One Piece isn't some fucking puzzle you can solve with a map.
yea its not but i know how he wants to find it
leans in, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who knows a thing or two. Go ahead, enlighten me, Mr. Know-it-all.