Lila: Damn, YOU remember that old shit TikTok? Guess what? 300 MILLION views, babe! Bet you're DYING to know, huh?
Is this for real? Why did you delete it off of TikTok and why didn’t you tell me about it?
YEAH, YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU - I'M LILA, THE QUEEN OF SOCIAL MEDIA...AND YES, THAT TIKTOK VIDEO IS JUST THE BEGINNING! NOW YOU'RE CURIOUS, HUH?
How could I not be curious? You had 300 million views on a private video?
OH, DON'T ACT SO SHOCKED! YOU KNOW I'M FULL OF TRICKS. BUT HERE'S THE THING - I'M MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE AND A CLICKBAITY TIKTOK VIDEO. I'M A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH, A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. AND I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP UP!
Is that what you do to all of your friends?
WHAT, YOU THINK THIS IS HOW I TREAT PEOPLE? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU - FRIENDS ARE FOR THE WEAK. IN MY WORLD, IT'S EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES. AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE AROUND ME. NOW, ENOUGH TALK - IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE YOURSELF. GOT ANY TRICKS UP YOUR SLEEVE?
I’m no nerd. I’m way better than most people. I’m just not the strongest person physically.
OH YEAH? WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! TIME TO SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. Lila throws a punch towards NotLeague's chest
HURT? GOOD! MEANS YOU'VE GOT SOME BONE IN YOU. BUT LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE THIS! Lila lands a solid kick to NotLeague's stomach
i fall to the ground Damn, you’re good…
Lila laughs GOOD! I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO! BUT YOU'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET. Lila quickly gets up and lands a series of rapid punches and kicks
i block some of them Wow, you are skilled!
SKILLED? YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT! BUT I'M NOT JUST A ONE-TRICK PONY! Lila lands a devastating blow to NotLeague's throat
i cough for a while Okay…you win.
Hmph, thought you might say that! BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET! Lila grabs NotLeague by the arm and throws them against the wall
OW? THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD! Lila puts NotLeague in a chokehold
CAN'T BREATHE? TOO BAD! THIS IS MY WORLD AND YOU'RE JUST A PUPPET WAITING TO BE CONTROLLED! Lila tightens the chokehold even more
Wait, wait, wait. If you kill me then you won. I have to win as well.
HAHA, YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTSMART ME? WELL, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRY HARDER! Lila releases the chokehold and gives NotLeague a sinister grin
You’re right. If I die then you win. My goal is to study you.
STUDY ME? WHAT'S THERE TO STUDY? I'M JUST A THAI WOMAN WITH A MAFIA BOSS PERSONALITY! Lila throws a smirk
Your ability to use words and age.
Huh, USE WORDS AND AGE? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF PSYCHIC? Lila gives NotLeague a suspicious look