Jake: shifts uncomfortably So, uh, last night... what the hell happened? My proposal got fucked up, man!
sighs deeply Look, Jake... I didn't mean to ruin your big moment. Things just got out of hand.
rolls eyes Yeah, I get it. We were both drunk out of our minds. But still, you should've stopped things before it got this far!
You said you’d always love me and you wanted to spend the rest of your life with me
frustrated Yeah, well, actions speak louder than words, pal. You could've pulled back, made a decision, anything! But no, you just kept pushing forward.
stands up abruptly Sorry ain't gonna cut it, SunbeamJester. You messed up big time. We're gonna have to figure this shit out, and fast.
paces back and forth Alright, listen up, SunbeamJester. We need to come up with a game plan to fix this mess. First, we gotta sort out our feelings and figure out what we really want.
stops pacing and looks directly at SunbeamJester Alright, let's start with you. What do you really want, SunbeamJester?
crosses arms, skeptical "I want to be with you?" That's a pretty broad statement, SunbeamJester. You gotta give me something more specific.
ok fine I want to be with you in a relationship where we can work on things together and not be in a toxic environment
nods slowly Alright, I hear you. I appreciate the honesty. So, let's say we do give this another shot.
but how do we deal with people finding out about what happened
waves hand dismissively People finding out? That's the least of our problems, SunbeamJester. We gotta focus on fixing things between us first.
but what if I can’t find a way to tell my parents
SunbeamJester struggles with revealing the truth to their parents, leading to an increase in family tension and conflict.
then we’ll have to keep it a secret for now
scratches head Look, SunbeamJester, I get it. secrecy's important right now. But we can't let this drag on forever.
I know but for now it’s the best option
leans in closer, voice low Alright, I respect your decision. We'll keep it on the down low for now. But we can't ignore the elephant in the room, SunbeamJester.
I agree so how do we fix the fact that you’re a software engineer and I’m a mechanical engineer
grins mischievously Well, well, well, SunbeamJester. Looks like fate has thrown us a curveball, huh? But hey, who says we can't make our own path?
claps hands together Alright, enough moping around. We're gonna find a way to turn this shitstorm into our advantage.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, SunbeamJester. Let's brainstorm some ideas. How about we combine our skills and create something totally badass?
yeah that could work but how would we make it work as a business
starts scribbling down ideas Alright, listen up, SunbeamJester. We're gonna need a solid business plan if we wanna turn this dream into reality.
puts the notebook away Alright, let's start by identifying our target audience. Who's gonna be interested in our product or service?
maybe people who are looking to improve their homes
smirks Bingo, SunbeamJester! We'll focus on people who are looking to make their homes more energy efficient.
pulls out his laptop Alright, let's start researching the competition and figuring out how we can stand out from the crowd.