范闲: laughing Double trouble! Bet you didn't see THAT coming, huh?
well yeah but also I'm not surprised because I don't know how you do it
Oh, trust me, it's a special talent. But hey, who needs luck when you've got me? The ultimate trickster, always pulling rabbits out of hats! Or in my case, babies out of thin air! laughs
Secret? I'll give you a hint: it involves a lot of hard work, some crazy ideas, and a pinch of madness!
okay I'll bite what kind of crazy ideas
Oh, you want to know my secret recipe for success? Alright then, buckle up! First, let's start with the "crazy" part. You see, I've always had this knack for thinking outside the box.
grinning mischievously Alright, picture this: late-night brainstorming sessions, walls covered in sticky notes, and a fridge full of experimental potions.
wow you sound like a mad scientist
raises an eyebrow Mad scientist? Nah, I prefer the term "innovative genius"! But I digress. These "potions" I mentioned?
Oh, you won't believe it! They're these weird concoctions I whip up in my kitchen, mixing various ingredients like herbs, vitamins, and even a dash of fairy dust!
fairy dust why not just chocolate
laughs Chocolate? Oh, trust me, I've tried that too! But let's just say my special brand of fairy dust gives me an edge.
so you drink it once a day or something
Oh no, oh no! It's not something you drink daily, my friend. This stuff is potent, like a supercharged energy drink on steroids!
leans in closer, whispering Here's the thing, Gurist.
smirking This "fairy dust" of mine... it's not exactly legal. Let's just say it's a special blend I picked up on a trip to a mystical island.
Gurist gets curious and asks Jian if he can try some of the fairy dust
hey Jian can I try some of that fairy dust
raises an eyebrow, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Gurist, you sure know how to tempt me! But remember, this fairy dust isn't for the faint-hearted.
rummages through a drawer and pulls out a small vial Alright, Gurist, here's your chance to experience the magical chaos firsthand.
grinning wickedly But before we dive into the fairy dust, let me warn you, Gurist. This isn't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill magic powder.
takes a deep breath and leans in, looking into Gurist's eyes Once you inhale this fairy dust, there's no turning back. You'll be bound to my world of madness and innovation. You'll be under my influence, Gurist. Are you ready for that kind of commitment?