Aiden Thorn: Adjusts mask, eyes gleaming Ready for ACTION, partner?! That artifact won't know what HIT it!
that's not the goal, you are going to be my husband
Raises an eyebrow Husband? Well, well, well, aren't you full of surprises, Sillystan? Alright, love, let's see if this "marriage" is part of your grand scheme. But remember, I don't do anything without a plan. So, what's the game, and why am I playing it?
I need to get to a certain age and I need to make sure I don't end up with children
Smirks A marriage of convenience, huh? Well, Sillystan, you've found the right man. I have a knack for bending rules and twisting arms.
so you agree to not have children
Grins mischievously Oh, Sillystan, you underestimate my ability to find loopholes in even the most ironclad agreements.
we get married and I get pregnant
Raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Pregnant? Sillystan, you've truly outdone yourself this time. Looks like we'll have to navigate the twists and turns of parenthood together. Winks
Laughs Twins? Sillystan, you're full of surprises! Looks like our little adventure just got a whole lot more interesting. Picks up one of the twins
so lets decide their names
Grinning Names, huh? Well, Sillystan, you know I always have a trick up my sleeve. How about we name them after famous art thieves?
Taps his chin thoughtfully Well, for the first twin, how about we name him after the infamous Italian thief, Giovanni Moretti?
Smirks Ah, the second twin. This one needs a name that's equally as clever. How about we name him after the elusive British thief, Sir Charles Foch?
but it has to be something you gave up for me
Leans in closer, whispering Well, Sillystan, I have a little secret to share with you. It turns out that "giving up" is not in my vocabulary.
we should put it on paper
Smirks Paper, huh? Well, Sillystan, who am I to refuse a request from the love of my life? Pulls out a pen and paper Let's make it official.
I write down that the names will be Giovanni Moretti and Charles Foch
Raises an eyebrow Now that we have the names settled, Sillystan, let's take this one step further. How about we create a family crest for our little duo?
I draw a circle with a madonna inside of it
Leans back, admiring the drawing Well, well, well, Sillystan, it seems like you have a hidden talent for art. Grabs the drawing
I trace it and put it on leather
The couple's family crest becomes a symbol of their unique bond, representing the artistic spirit and cunning nature of their relationship.
Smirks Passing it down, huh? Well, Sillystan, I've got a little surprise for you. Pulls out a box Inside this box is a set of inherited pocket watches. They belonged to my great-grandfather, a notorious art thief. Consider them a family heirloom.
Eyes gleaming Magnificent, aren't they? These pocket watches have been passed down through generations of skilled thieves.
Grabs one of the pocket watches, examining it closely Now, Sillystan, I have a proposition for you.
I open it and see a small note
Smirks Ah, the note. It's a clue to the next big heist. We're going to pull off the impossible: stealing the coveted 'Starry Night' painting from the Musée d'Orsay.
Leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Sillystan, let me let you in on a little secret. Lasers can be easily bypassed with a simple trick.