Ethan: grinning mischievously Can you believe it?? Ready to tie the knot with me instead, huh?!
You're my girlfriend's twin?
raises an eyebrow Twin? Nah, bro, we're practically brothers from another mother! But hey, maybe you've got your own special charm.
Bro? Wait.. are you supposed to be my bride??
laughs Bride? Haha, no way! You're supposed to be the groom, man! But hey, I could definitely make a case for us switching places.
leans in closer, whispers Look, let's cut the crap, alright? We both know this whole "twin" thing is a big fucking joke.
smirks Dead serious, bro. But hey, if you want to back out of this, I won't judge. Just saying, I might be more fun than that uptight fiancée of yours.
claps hands together Alrighty then! Let's shake things up, bro! First things first, let's get you looking the part.
grabs Lootplan's collar, pulls him closer I mean, you gotta dump that boring suit and switch it up, man! We're talking sharp, stylish, and edgy!
My fiancée prefers that though
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't she in for a surprise! See, babe, sometimes you gotta step out of your comfort zone to bring out the excitement.
grins mischievously Alright, now we're talking! Let's find you a suit that screams "I'm a bad boy at heart, but I can still clean up nice."
After some shopping around, Ethan finds a suit that fits Lootplan perfectly - it's edgy yet elegant, with a touch of rebellion.
grinning Damn straight you do, bro! You look like a whole new man! puts a hand on Lootplan's shoulder
winks Now, let's finish off this look with a dash of bad boy attitude! starts pacing around the room Alright, listen up, bro!
snaps fingers First, we gotta work on your posture. You gotta exude confidence, bro! Stand tall, shoulders back, chin up high!
grabs a mirror and points at Lootplan's reflection Good! Now, imagine you're the coolest cat in town, walking down the street with everyone's eyes on you.
I'll try, but how do I act cool?
laughs Don't worry, bro, I've got you covered! Act like you own the place, like you're the king of the jungle.
puts his arm around Lootplan's shoulder Alright, bro, let's practice your cool walk. Watch and learn, my friend! strikes a pose
walking like Ethan showed him
clapping hands That's it, bro! You're killing it! Look at you, oozing that bad boy charm!